Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

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[(Anonymous)]

Ok so I'm pretty sure what the younger viewers were meant to think Edward was talking about (and all the anti-gays out there) is changing Bella into a vampire and how Alice is meant to be all for it, because in the garage when Alice offers to take Bella with her and Jasper, Edward says "Can you keep your thoughts to yourself?", Alice agrees (what can you do, she said she'd keep her THOUGHTS to herself, not necessarily her hands) and immediately puts her arms around Bella's waist.
Am I the only one who's heart melted at that scene? Perfect Alice/Bella moment and right in front of Edward. No wonder Rosalie was so cranky, she wants some too.