Rachel Morgan is a dumb shit!

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OH MY DOG GOD!  I cannot believe that it took Rachel two and a half books to figure out that Ivy was gay. 

OMG!  How stupid is she? 

What a dumb shit.  What an unimaginable ignoramus. 

How is she still alive? 

Fuuuuuuck. 

I mean, like goddamn!  Really ... really ... ???  People hire this chick to detect stuff!  They put their lives in her hands, and it takes her like a year living with Ivy to figure out that she likes girl bits?  OMG, what a mutherfucking idiot.

That scene was priceless though.  Fuuuuuck.

Also, I love Erica!  "He treats me like I'm still crawling around in diapers trying to bite the dog!"  HA!

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That, and I think she's been through enough "being weird" as a kid (the whole 'fatal disease' bit, plus her brother kind of disowning her for being a runner) that she automatically shies away from anything that might make her more different, like being gay / Ivy's scion.

Yeah, still it's annoying as fuck. I mean, anyone who would potentially 'la la la I can't hear you' away their soulmate really deserves what's coming to them. I mean, it's not like Rachel's a complete social pariah, she's got people that care about her (and people seem to fall for her left right and center) so she needs to grow up a little and realize that nobody is really normal, and go with what is best for her ... not some random person on the street. It's like the woman is 24 (I'm guessing probably 26 or so by the sixth book), not 14.

But didn't she know Ivy was bi before the third book? I swear she mentioned it before - she just hadn't had it dangled blatantly in front of her.

I don't know. I don't think she knew. Her reaction to seeing Ivy and Skimmer in Book 3 really makes me think she had no clue. Like even after Ivy and Skimmer kissed on the lips, Rachel was still trying to work through it all like ... "They 'kissed' kissed on the lips. But girls don't kiss-kiss on the lips unless ... OMG ... GAYS!" Like she was so surprised, and then went on for a paragraph about how slow she was figuring it out (which earned her a few points. A least she knows she's a dumbass ... sometimes)