LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!

[fembuck]

OMG OMG OMG it's almost time! 

WARNING:  THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!

Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!

CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!

HAND-HOLDING!  Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards!  *ba doom boom*

CORSET PULL!  'COME HERE!"  RAWR CARA!  VERY RAWR!

lol!  RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA

DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES!  SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!

[commercial break side thought:  Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while.  *nods*  Good on yeah, actress.  You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!

IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?

JESUS CHRIST!  TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL!  DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!

SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL!  DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!

OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY!  SHE'S A WOOBY!

OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.

DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM!  GOOD GIRL!

HEAD BUTT!  HA HA HA HA.  LUV U CARA!

AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!

K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN!  noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[commercial break thoughts:  KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!  How is they gonna save Kahlan?  Creator?  Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan!  Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]

O I C

That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.

CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN!  SHE MISSES HER BOO!

HBIC!  CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE!  CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS! 

DILDO WORSHIP!  CLASSIC.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!

DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN.  NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE.  IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR?  ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION.  I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.

"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!"  KAHLAN I LOVE YOU.  TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME.  I'D SERVE HER ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.

[commercial break thoughts:  YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC.  NEVAH GON' DO IT!]

I KNOWS MY CARA!

KICK TO THE FACE!  HAHAHAHAHA

OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!

OOOOOOH SHIT!  OHHHHHHH SHIT!  CARA TURNED!   OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY


Here's that again for you ...

.gifs by lrbcn 

LICK! 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail.  When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it.  But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS!  Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab.  How so glorious?

Wow.  Just wow.  That episode ...  ....  ... WOW!

Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????

My guess:  Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled.  That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

My Guess:  Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see.  Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.

P.S.  I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa. 

*Going to watch again*

FYT/FMT:  Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you.  Thank you.  Damn, Cara gives good belt.

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

The preview had me looking forward to some good Cara girl kissing, but this was like Christmas and New Year all rolled into one! Not only that, we also got some more Cara/Kahlan subtext (I think we might have to break out the maintext label for them soon) of the swoon variety, which is just the gay cherry on the cake.

I liked Dahlia. She wasn't, as I'd feared, just some crazy stalker mord'sith with the hots for Cara. They gave their relationship substance and the actress did a good job of showing her feelings towards Cara. It's just a pity Dahlia is of the opinion that serving Darken Rahl is the only route to a fulfilled and happy life together.

With only two episodes to go, I doubt we'll have time, but I want to see Rahl beaten bloody for what he did to Cara - Dahlia and Kahlan can take turns beating the snot out of him for hurting their girlfriend.

Richard really is a pubescent boy. I don't blame him for wanting to get it on with Kahlan but the guy's timing sucks. Fortunately, Kahlan is too busy thinking of Cara (and Zedd and the rest of mankind) to give his Tarzan/Jane plans much thought. I did like the 'I hope the baby is strong and a good fighter, like her mom, and has pretty eyes and a soft heart, like her dad' bit, for the application of gender roles if nothing else.

Cara owned the episode. She was sexy, defiant, sexy, strong, sexy, sarcastic, sexy, sneaky and did I mention sexy? I may need to re-watch a couple more times before I can talk about her coherently.

The last two episodes look interesting, but I must admit to not caring two halfpennies about the Keeper and the rift. All I want to know is if Richard employs his secret weapon against Cara's mind-control; namely Kahlan and Kahlan's cleavage and eyes... all the power infused dildos in the world aren't strong enough to fight against that.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

She wasn't, as I'd feared, just some crazy stalker mord'sith with the hots for Cara.

Yeah, the casting sides really did give her a Single White Mord'Sith feel, that was off-putting. Thank god, that the writers avoided that pitfall and gave us a really nice backstory and real emotions from the two of them. I found their scene together really poignant, esp. the campfire and the scene after Dahlia convinces Rahl to go take a nap after his long, tiring day of torturing Cara.

Richard really is a pubescent boy. I don't blame him for wanting to get it on with Kahlan but the guy's timing sucks.

Timing or not, I honestly really can't blame him. With the amount of tanned, delicious thigh Kahlan was flashing as she prepared for bed I was surprised the guy didn't at least propose spooning or something. Cause, Kahlan ... dude ... Kahlan *dreamy sigh*

I did like the 'I hope the baby is strong and a good fighter, like her mom, and has pretty eyes and a soft heart, like her dad' bit, for the application of gender roles if nothing else.

I loved this. I literally yelled at the TV, "Kahlan thinks Richard is the chick their relationship!" I really liked that speech, and the writers for doing it, and just Richard for being so proud of his boo for being all powerful and badass and all around awesome.

This show *pats heart* This show *choked sob*

All I want to know is if Richard employs his secret weapon against Cara's mind-control; namely Kahlan and Kahlan's cleavage and eyes... all the power infused dildos in the world aren't strong enough to fight against that.

LOL! I think I just figured out the prophecy. It's important that the Mother Confessor's pure heart keep beating, so that Cara can see her heaving chest, instantly remember all of the wonderful nights feeling those beautiful dinners pressed up against her, fall in love with Kahlan all over again, kill Darken Rahl and thereby save the world.

Kahlan's breasts (and Cara's love for them) will save us all!

[ralst.livejournal.com]

Kahlan's breasts (and Cara's love for them) will save us all!

Amen sister!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I sometimes feel like Kahlan doesn't even need magic to confess people. I've oftentimes believed that if Kahlan just grabbed someone and made them stare at her breasts for 10-15 seconds that that person would automatically become her love slave and serve her faithfully forever. You know, probably even 5-10 seconds would do it. In fact, just hearing the words "Kahlan's breasts" would probably be enough to do it.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

lol Just think, if she employed her breasts, eyes and thighs at the same time, she could confess whole armies in one fell swoop.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

if she employed her breasts, eyes and thighs at the same time

OMG!

I'm picturing it and ... *iz confessed*

Honestly, that might be one of the sexiest visuals in the history of mankind.

Honestly, the smallest flash of Bridget's amazing thighs are enough to topple whole nations. I know I would fall before her and worship her.

I mean, I think her lip scar alone would be enough to take over a small island nation!