LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!

[fembuck]

OMG OMG OMG it's almost time! 

WARNING:  THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!

Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!

CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!

HAND-HOLDING!  Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards!  *ba doom boom*

CORSET PULL!  'COME HERE!"  RAWR CARA!  VERY RAWR!

lol!  RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA

DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES!  SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!

[commercial break side thought:  Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while.  *nods*  Good on yeah, actress.  You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!

IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?

JESUS CHRIST!  TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL!  DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!

SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL!  DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!

OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY!  SHE'S A WOOBY!

OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.

DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM!  GOOD GIRL!

HEAD BUTT!  HA HA HA HA.  LUV U CARA!

AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!

K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN!  noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[commercial break thoughts:  KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!  How is they gonna save Kahlan?  Creator?  Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan!  Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]

O I C

That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.

CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN!  SHE MISSES HER BOO!

HBIC!  CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE!  CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS! 

DILDO WORSHIP!  CLASSIC.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!

DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN.  NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE.  IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR?  ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION.  I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.

"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!"  KAHLAN I LOVE YOU.  TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME.  I'D SERVE HER ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.

[commercial break thoughts:  YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC.  NEVAH GON' DO IT!]

I KNOWS MY CARA!

KICK TO THE FACE!  HAHAHAHAHA

OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!

OOOOOOH SHIT!  OHHHHHHH SHIT!  CARA TURNED!   OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY


Here's that again for you ...

.gifs by lrbcn 

LICK! 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail.  When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it.  But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS!  Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab.  How so glorious?

Wow.  Just wow.  That episode ...  ....  ... WOW!

Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????

My guess:  Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled.  That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

My Guess:  Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see.  Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.

P.S.  I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa. 

*Going to watch again*

FYT/FMT:  Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you.  Thank you.  Damn, Cara gives good belt.

Comments

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

Holy Hell in a Handbasket!!!! WERRRRRRRD to about everything that has been said already.

ITA about loving the two different kissing scenes and how Tab used them as way to delineate between her two selves, in a way. Stuff like that is what makes me love this show. When a show is filled with so many well written scenes, and, on top of it, has such good actors that even wordless scenes are just, if not more, powerful, then you know you have a quality show.

Everything about Cara screams sex, but, that fact that in her quiet moments her vulnerabilty is just as palpable makes me heart her so much. She is, mos def, one of my favorite characters evah!

Honestly this episode just blew me away. Partly because I am so jaded that I never expected the show to try and establish an emotional connection between Cara and Dahlia. I thought they were just going to throw in some gratuitous sexiness and I am so flippin happy that I was wrong. There something to be said for having low expectations..

Please, oh please, let it be Kahlan that brings Cara out of her broken state! I think it is a strong possibility since they included the Kahalan/Cara tomb scene in the 'previously on LOTS' round up. If that wasn't relevent, why not just use the scene from the previous episode when Cara begrudenly admits to loving Richard and 'caring' about Kahlan and Zedd to the wisp? Me thinks there is a method to the maddness and since I am a hopeless romantic, or shall I say hopeful, I am crossing my fingers that it pays off next week.

Gotta go and rewatch. Hopefully someone will create a compilation of the Cara scenes! They way things are going, I'm going to burn out my DVR with all the rewinding/fast forwarding.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Everything about Cara screams sex, but, that fact that in her quiet moments her vulnerabilty is just as palpable makes me heart her so much. She is, mos def, one of my favorite characters evah!

This. It's really vulnerable Cara that makes my heart pound super fast. I don't know, I just love the idea that she could defend my honor against hoards of muggers, and then at night when she's looking at me could have tears in her eyes, and would have her voice crack when she says "I love you". Cara is just the dreamiest of the dreamies. She totally one of my favorite characters of all time as well. She's amazing, and Tab is amazing.

Honestly this episode just blew me away. Partly because I am so jaded that I never expected the show to try and establish an emotional connection between Cara and Dahlia.

Me too. I thought it was going to be a gimmick like the Trianna kiss. I'm really cynical these days about shows just throwing meaningless girl/girl kisses into episodes to be "edgy" but not actually caring about the relationship or even establishing one.

So, I too was really surprised, and so pleased by how Cara/Dahlia was handled. I thought the relationship was really beautifully tragic. Cara's heartbreak at having been lied to by Dahlia was so palpable, and I really believed that Dahlia was doing what she was doing to get the woman she loved back. It kind of breaks my heart for Cara that Dahlia will never get to have to the sort of life changing experience that Cara had with the Seeker Gang, and that they'll never really be able to see eye to eye again (because Cara will be re-broken, or perhaps re-made).

I think it is a strong possibility since they included the Kahalan/Cara tomb scene in the 'previously on LOTS' round up.

Good catch. Let's hope the previously's were really hinting at something. I think it's important that Kahlan was first in the montage of people that Cara was thinking about. And that Kahlan touched Cara, establishing their unique bond together before they parted ways. Honestly, anyone in the group other than Kahlan managing to bring Cara back to the group would seem like a cop-out and would be a huge disappointment.

Hopefully someone will create a compilation of the Cara scenes! They way things are going, I'm going to burn out my DVR with all the rewinding/fast forwarding.

Heh! I'm right there with you. I'd love to just watch the Cara scenes on a loop, over and over, and over again.