LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!

[fembuck]

OMG OMG OMG it's almost time! 

WARNING:  THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!

Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!

CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!

HAND-HOLDING!  Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards!  *ba doom boom*

CORSET PULL!  'COME HERE!"  RAWR CARA!  VERY RAWR!

lol!  RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA

DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES!  SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!

[commercial break side thought:  Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while.  *nods*  Good on yeah, actress.  You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]

OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!

IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?

JESUS CHRIST!  TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL!  DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!

SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL!  DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!

OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY!  SHE'S A WOOBY!

OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.

DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM!  GOOD GIRL!

HEAD BUTT!  HA HA HA HA.  LUV U CARA!

AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!

K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN!  noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 

[commercial break thoughts:  KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!  How is they gonna save Kahlan?  Creator?  Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan!  Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]

O I C

That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.

CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN!  SHE MISSES HER BOO!

HBIC!  CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE!  CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS! 

DILDO WORSHIP!  CLASSIC.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!

DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN.  NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE.  IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR?  ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION.  I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.

"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!"  KAHLAN I LOVE YOU.  TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME.  I'D SERVE HER ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.

[commercial break thoughts:  YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC.  NEVAH GON' DO IT!]

I KNOWS MY CARA!

KICK TO THE FACE!  HAHAHAHAHA

OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!

OOOOOOH SHIT!  OHHHHHHH SHIT!  CARA TURNED!   OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY


Here's that again for you ...

.gifs by lrbcn 

LICK! 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail.  When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it.  But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS!  Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab.  How so glorious?

Wow.  Just wow.  That episode ...  ....  ... WOW!

Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????

My guess:  Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled.  That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

My Guess:  Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see.  Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.

P.S.  I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa. 

*Going to watch again*

FYT/FMT:  Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you.  Thank you.  Damn, Cara gives good belt.

Comments

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

I just... I don't even know where to start to explain my awe in Cara's character right now. It goes beyond.

My stream of conscious was EERILY SIMILAR TO YOUR POST. My roommates too. It makes me think there must have been a collective connection caused by Powerful Magic to the Cara/Kahlan fans (which apparently encompasses everyone) with the same thought process.

You know, or something.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

IKR! Cara. I can't even think of the name without being awed all over again. How do I even begin to describe Cara ... I can't even.

It makes me think there must have been a collective connection caused by Powerful Magic to the Cara/Kahlan fans (which apparently encompasses everyone) with the same thought process.

The Kahra Effect. A powerful phenomenon as of yet unexplained by modern science, yet producing undeniable results.

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

This season feels like such an ode to Cara that if there were another season, I wouldn't even begin to know where they'd take her character.

Probably into Kahlan's bed.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't even begin to know where they'd take her character. Probably into Kahlan's bed.

Heh! You know, this season really has been so perfect that a part of me is scared that a third season couldn't be as good, but I'd rather find out first hand then not get the chance to see at all.

And truly Cara still does have quite a way to go before she's a really functional human being, lol. I'd like to see her become 'Cara that smiles at the thought of snow' full-time, and of course setting her up in a healthy romance (with a woman) would be great too.

[orange-creative.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see her become 'Cara that smiles at the thought of snow' full-time, and of course setting her up in a healthy romance (with a woman) would be great too.

Very true. This recent episode has pretty much solidified it in my head that Cara is at least 95% GAY. With the other 5% being situationally ordered by a Rahl or being really horny and no adequate women being nearby to quench her lust (that way I can explain away Leo :D).

And while I don't want to admit it, I understand that Cara and Kahlan aren't going to get together because of the boring, all-encompassing love that Richard and Kahlan share. I GET IT, DAMN YOU SHOW. But my little fangirl femslash heart would squee a squee that would pierce the heavens... if Cara would end up in a legitimate relationship with another woman.

I really did like how they handled Cara's relationship with Dahlia. It didn't feel like some gimmick like it did with Trianna. Dahlia and Cara actually got a history and background to create a foundation for their affection. It feels real and I just love that, even if Dahlia isn't Kahlan.