LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!
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fembuckOMG OMG OMG it's almost time!
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HERON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY
Here's that again for you ...
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LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.
I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HER
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY
Here's that again for you ...
.gifs by
lrbcn LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.
I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
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Date: 2010-05-09 03:31 pm (UTC)Oooh, I didn't know what the next ep. was called. That gives me hope the Cara situation will be resolved by the end of it, and Kahlan better be front and center.
as well as Richard and Kahlan finding out that they can have sexytimes without Richard getting confessed -- i can do without that one *groan*
lol! Honestly, I don't really care about Kahlan and Richard getting to do it either. Well, only because it will allow for half-clothed Bridget Regan, and because I can then apply whatever Powerful Magic allows Richard to tap that to Cara for ficcing purposes. Kahlan's magical chastity belt makes p0rn really difficult!
I really liked Dahlia...or maybe it has something more to do with the actress.
Laura Brent did a really great job, and Dahlia's character was written well also. She wasn't just some bland evil female, she had feelings and motivations all her own, and we were given enough insight into her to understand why she did what she did.
Laura portrayed Dahlia like how Tabrett and Jessica portrayed their characters (the smile, facial expressions, voice, demeanor, etc).
This. I feel like Dahlia is the first real Mord'Sith we've seen since Denna fell of a cliff.
I can't wait to see next week's ep where it looks like Dahlia will be confessed by Cara's very jealous girlfriend, Kahlan. I really wanna see how that scene plays out.
I'm very curious about this as well. I wonder if Kahlan will really confess her instead of just threatening her with it. I can't even begin to imagine how it's going to play out, but I'm so excited.
And also...I love how Zedd is obviously SO concerned about Cara. You can tell he didn't take Cara's re-breaking lightly at all.
This. I loved that he wasn't cruel or hard on Cara when he related what happened. He was concerned and saddened for her knowing what she had gone through. He knew that she never would have done it if it hadn't been for what she had been through. I hearted Zedd for that.