LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!
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fembuckOMG OMG OMG it's almost time!
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HERON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY
Here's that again for you ...
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LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.
I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HER
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY
Here's that again for you ...
.gifs by
lrbcn LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.
I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
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Date: 2010-05-09 09:30 pm (UTC)lol, I know. This episode was really a femslasher dream. The writers, this show, the actors ... guh! Love.
The look on Kahlan's face when she realizes Cara has a child and she's all 'if you get him back, we can totally play My Two Mommies and I don't have to bang Richard to start a family!'
LOL! Kahlan was totally already planning cute little sailor outfits they could dress him in and thinking about starting a soccer league for him, even though soccer doesn't exist in the Midlands.
Seriously, this episode made me want fpreg like whoa. I want tons and tons of fic of Mommy!Kahlan and Daddy!Cara. I mean we all know Kahlan would be the coolest mom ever, but I think Cara would be such a fierce protector parent that it makes my ovaries sing. She is such a dreamy stud.
Figures once this show started getting *really* gay it'd get canceled.
I know! The show is now nearly perfect (perfect would be on screen Kahra) so of course its getting canceled. God, it hurts, it really hurts.
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Date: 2010-05-10 12:46 am (UTC)I'm taking this to mean you've read
She is such a dreamy stud.
Seriously. The cancellation makes me wanna find an exec to Tribune and kick'em in the balls, then do the same with Disney. I don't know what I'm going to do without my weekly dreamy stud fix!
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Date: 2010-05-12 11:34 am (UTC)This. So much. Cara is amazingly swoon worthy to begin with. But Daddy!Cara literally makes my ovaries ache. Just ... I can't even think about Daddy!Cara without getting teary-eyed, pressing my hand to my heart and then going to my bunk because, because ... well you know!
The cancellation makes me wanna find an exec to Tribune and kick'em in the balls, then do the same with Disney. I don't know what I'm going to do without my weekly dreamy stud fix!
I know. There are no words in the English language to express my rage at the cancellation of this show. I just want to go cray-cray on some miserly execs with an agiel!
And I don't know how I'm going to survive without fresh injections of Cara (and Kahlan) as well. They make me so happy.
ARGH! I'MMA KILL THE SUN' SALAD! *STAB STAB STAB*