LEGEND OF THE SEEKER - 2X20 ETERNITY POST!
May. 8th, 2010 09:00 pmOMG OMG OMG it's almost time!
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HERON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS SHE LIVES.
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY

Here's that again for you ...

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LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
WARNING: THIS EPISODE WAS EPIC SO ALL THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO BE IN CAPLOCKS!
Stream of consciousness as I watch thoughts to follow ...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Cara had a son with Darken Rahl?????~!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!
CARA CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT KAHLAN WHEN SHE LIES!
HAND-HOLDING! Kahlan wonders who she's gon' be snuggling with tonight because it's not Richards! *ba doom boom*
CORSET PULL! 'COME HERE!" RAWR CARA! VERY RAWR!
lol! RICHARD WANTS SEXING AND KAHLAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT CARA
DAHLIA DOESN'T LIKE THREESOMES! SHE'S WANTS TO BE THE ONLY BABY!DADDY
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GODS ARE HAPPY TO SEE RICHARD!
[commercial break side thought: Dahlia is the fiercest Mord'Sith we've seen in a while. *nods* Good on yeah, actress. You seem worthy of having recieved years of Cara sexin' so far]
OOOH, THE OLYMPIANS GOT CREEPY REAL FAST!
IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO CLIMB THAT WALL?
JESUS CHRIST! TABRETT'S EYES WIDENING WHEN CARA SET SIGHT ON DARKEN RAHL! DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS GOD (I meant to type "good" but I think the typo really hit the nail on the head so I'm keeping it)!
SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, LOL! DARKEN RAHL FOLLOWS FEMSLASH!
OF COURSE CARA CARED ABOUT THE BOY! SHE'S A WOOBY!
OH, UMM, THE CLIFFS DIDN'T LOOK THAT BIG THE FIRST TIME.
DAHLIA IS TRYING TO SAVE HER BOO FROM HARM! GOOD GIRL!
HEAD BUTT! HA HA HA HA. LUV U CARA!
AWWW, NOW DAHLIA'S ALL BUTTHURT!
K K K K K K K K K KAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAN! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[commercial break thoughts: KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! How is they gonna save Kahlan? Creator? Keisha Castle Hughes, you best get out your baseball glove and catch Kahlan! Get off the whale, ride the wind and catch Kahlan's ass okay!]
O I C
That main olympian is so creepy, but I think he's kinda hot too.
CARA'S FIRST THOUGHTS WERE OF KAHLAN! SHE MISSES HER BOO!
HBIC! CARA LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF YOUR TORTURE! CARA MOCKS YOU IN FROM CHAINS!
DILDO WORSHIP! CLASSIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, THAT EXPLANATION SOUNDS BAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HER PERFECT ABS!
DAMN, REALLY WANTS TO GET ALL UP IN KAHLAN. NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HIM, BUT DUDE. IS KAHLAN'S HONEY-POT REALLY WORTH GIVING UP ON THE WHOLE WORLD FOR? ... ... UH, FORGET I ASKED THE QUESTION. I'M STARING AT KAHLAN AND THE ANSWER IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS.
"YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AND IN THIS VALLEY IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!" KAHLAN I LOVE YOU. TBH KAHLAN'S OFFER SOUNDED MIGHTY FINE TO ME. I'D SERVE HER
[commercial break thoughts: YOU DIDN'T BREAK SHIT DARKEN RAHL, CARA IS HBIC. NEVAH GON' DO IT!]
I KNOWS MY CARA!
KICK TO THE FACE! HAHAHAHAHA
OOOH, SMART PLAN RICHARD!
OOOOOOH SHIT! OHHHHHHH SHIT! CARA TURNED! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
CARA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OHHH SLOW WALK OF SEXY

Here's that again for you ...

.gifs by
LICK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I adore Tab's attention to detail. When Cara's was all like "I'm horny, but I'm not into you" kissing Dahlia at the camp fire she was a little lack luster/closed mouthed about it. But then when Cara's all full blown evil and "I'mma saunter towards you like a panther cause i'm sexy as shit as I know it" Tab's was all like I'MMA OPEN-MOUTHED KISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND LICK YOUR LIPS! Oh Tab, Tab, Tab, Tab. How so glorious?
Wow. Just wow. That episode ... .... ... WOW!
Now, LETTUCE DISCUSS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????
My guess: Cara just heard that Legend of the Seeker is getting canceled. That, or she accidentally started watching an episode of Cougar Town after Modern Family and can't fathom how it's possible for a show to be that bad.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
My Guess: Zedd walked in on a private moment he wasn't supposed to see. Cara is upset because she thinks that Kahlan's not going to finish what she started, and Kahlan is considering running at Zedd and pushing him down a hill so that she can finish what she started.
P.S. I love that even non-femslashers are ALL ABOUT CARA, and that on non-femslash communities that people are ship Kahra like whoa.
*Going to watch again*
FYT/FMT: Best Transition Scene Ever.

I don't know who made the .gif, but thank you. Thank you. Damn, Cara gives good belt.
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Date: 2010-05-09 10:39 pm (UTC)Yep, I totally understand and agree with you on that. I just didn't put it all in perspective of how bad it all is.
I have to really dig my memory to come up with anything and Dax/Lenara from DS9 is really the only one, and even that wasn't this good.
The more I think about it, the worse it looks; and the better this episode of Seeker comes up as.
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Date: 2010-05-09 11:30 pm (UTC)Oh, Dax/Lenara. I loved those two back in the day. But yeah, it was like one really small kiss, a lot of cock-blocking from Lenara's brother, and a pretty disappointing resolution.
There was Talia/Susan from Babylon 5, both of them were main characters but their relationship literally spanned one episode and they didn't even kiss. Then Talia was effectively killed off (they very same episode they hooked up).
Firefly had Inara sleep with a woman as a client in one episode, but it was mostly fodder for the crew members to make sexy comments and then her bisexuality wasn't addressed at all again.
Battlestar Galactica insinuated that the 3 and 6 had a threesome with Baltar, and then there was the Gina/Cain "relationship" which didn't involve a kiss or even hand holding, and then disintegrated into a tale of betrayal and rape.
And Dollhouse had a character who appeared in 2 episodes out of 24 reveal that she was a lesbian in the last 5 minutes of the last episode.
Buffy is really the only genre show I can think of that actually showed a same-sex relationship, and it was just my bad luck that I didn't find Tara appealing at all, so I didn't really care about Willow/Tara.
And that's like all I can think of. Slim, slim, slim pickings.
So that was my experience going into this episode, which is why I was so happy with it. It definitely wasn't perfect, and the presentation of f/f relationships has a long way to go in both genre and mainstream tv, but Legend of the Seeker did the best job I've seen so far so I'll give them their due for it. Especially since I had been disappointed with the whole Trianna kiss thing and thought they might drop the ball again.