I KNEW IT!

[fembuck]

[mood| exhausted]

Kristanna Loken Comes Out!

I knew it! And that's hot. Seriously, not the greastest actress in the world, but I've harboured a crush on her since T3, and also thought that she was a closet lovah of the ladies! Sigh, now I'm gonna go see BloodRayne for sure. I was avoiding it like the plauge because, well. fucking Uwe Boll directed it, and that man's movies are like the cinematic equivalent of rectal surgery, honestly the man tears the wings off of flies and kicks puppies. "House of the Dead" was just awful, horribly painful to sit through, worse than "Glitter" and that Britney Spear's movie combined. It almost made my ovaries shrivel up to the size of raisin's because I didn't want to procreate in a world that would allow such a creation to exist. And now I will enable the fiendish Dr. Boll's reign of terror by seeing the probably equally atrocious "BloodRayne" cause Kristanna Loken is hot and kisses girls. I'll could probably even double the box office profits if I get two friends to go with me, lol. Sigh, I'm so easy.

But back to a brighter note ...

Go my gaydar, it's your birthday! Go my gaydar, it's your birthday!

I haven't been this impressed with myself since I pinged Patricia Velasquez after seeing "The Mummy Returns". Mmmm, Patrica Velasquez. Now if only Kristanna and Patricia Velasquez would star in some cheesy movie about Amazon's where they get to kick-ass, wear skimpy clothes and make out with each other under waterfalls everything would be right with my world.

Ah yes, finally seeing "Popular" Season 2 (Family Channel rocks! Also, mmmmBrooke/Sam), group trip for March Break booked, Spashley cuteness (brownies, yeah right Ashley, yeah right), BSG awesomeness (too bad that hotness that is Michelle Forbes as Caine is now gone forever. Seriously, Caine was hot), not to mention a fun field trip to "Aren't We Naughty" with my amgios, and my new nudie Dina Meyer header ... and all in all it has been a very good week for Janine ;)

And, now hopefully that I've caught up on all the sleep I missed over x-mas, and have readjusted to my work schedule, I'll be able to get back into posting mode! Woot!

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I love calling people "Joe" and "Stupid Bill".

Stupid Bill!!!! Tee hee. Oh I so need to go and watch 'All about Adam' now, which is totally my second favourite episode after the unparalleled brilliance of 'Caged!'

It is to my everlasting disgust that on the DVDs, when MC is working out that Adam's name is really Billy Bob Smite, the Wonder Woman track is no longer used. That is just plain wrong. And I would love to see Mary Cherry as Wonder-Woman, that would rock my world. Although I hear Morena Baccarin is pegged to play her, which might also be OK.

And what I'm digging about Season 2 so far is that they'd touching each other a lot - Season 2 started off mega-touchy-feely. Like when Jane's dragging Sam out of the Palace after discovering that Mike had got all smoochy faced with Kelly again and Sam and Brooke just reach out and touch each other. Like that's normal behaviour for two teenage girls who are 'sworn enemies'. I think they totally started having sex over that summer.

Best Mary Cherry quote of all time:

"Brooke, it pains mah heart to disagree with ya darlin', but, as a Christian, Ah'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands touchin' mah spongey places, propellin' mah buttocks heavenwards."

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Stupid Bill!!!! Tee hee. Oh I so need to go and watch 'All about Adam' now, which is totally my second favourite episode after the unparalleled brilliance of 'Caged!'

I LOVED "All about Adam". Adam Rothchild-Ryan (or should I say, "Alice" - god I love the Cherry's) was such a perfect and campy edition to the cast. Plus, Wentworth Miller is my imaginary baby's daddy. I wish we'd gotten to see more of the Man-azon (good one Sam, really clever that). Plus, Clea Duvall's cameo was pretty funny.

the Wonder Woman track is no longer used. That is just plain wrong.

I've only seen it on DVD so I never knew the wonder that was the Wonder Woman theme playing during that scene. But I can imagine and it is perfection. *Depressed Sigh*

And I would love to see Mary Cherry as Wonder-Woman, that would rock my world. Although I hear Morena Baccarin is pegged to play her, which might also be OK.

Mary Cherry as Wonder Woman would be mind boggling. Mind. Boggling.

I love me some Morena Baccarin, love. Seriously, huge Inara fan here, and I think she's just ungodly pretty, but girlfriend is too short to play Wonder Woman! Still, if she is playing Diana Prince, I'm sure that once the studio shots start to come out I'll change my tune pretty quickly, lol. AH, SHALLOW VIEWING!

...Sam and Brooke just reach out and touch each other. Like that's normal behaviour for two teenage girls who are 'sworn enemies'. I think they totally started having sex over that summer.

LOL. That's such a perfect description of it. They were so giving each other "Don't let go" "I'll never let go!" eyes. And I'm totally on board with the 'they started doing it during the summer' thing, cause that's the first thing I thought when I saw the first ep. of Season 2. The change in their relationship was just so drastic from the end of S2, like even the way Sam was lounging all sexy and they talking really close in Chem's class. I was like 'they are so doing it'.

Best Mary Cherry quote of all time:
"Brooke, it pains mah heart to disagree with ya darlin', but, as a Christian, Ah'm just not comfortable with a man's hairy hands touchin' mah spongey places, propellin' mah buttocks heavenwards."

Yeah, that there is good stuff. Might I also throw honorable mentions out to:

"The only thing exquisite in this school is my ass"
"Shut yer piehole ya little no-neck monster, ya damn bastard chald!"
"Mah butt's prettier than you."
and
" Is there any chance, that I, Mary Cherry could also become teen trash?"

Gawd, I love Mary Cherry.

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Plus, Wentworth Miller is my imaginary baby's daddy. - Mine too! He is devilishly attractive in his Glamazon warm up suit. And it's a brave man who bumps gums with Mary Cherry.

I wish we'd gotten to see more of the Man-azon - Kennedy High was a very progressive school really wasn't it. The football team were called 'The Amazons'. How fabulous that teenage boys were willing to be called after ancient greek warrior women.

I love me some Morena Baccarin, love. Seriously, huge Inara fan here, and I think she's just ungodly pretty, but girlfriend is too short to play Wonder Woman! - I adore Inara too but yeah, I suppose she is on the short side. Maybe the rest of the cast will be tiny so as to make her seem like she's a six foot Amazon princess. Either that or they could be done with it and cast Lucy Lawless. Easiest thing all round, really.

"The only thing exquisite in this school is my ass"
"Shut yer piehole ya little no-neck monster, ya damn bastard chald!"
"Mah butt's prettier than you."
and
" Is there any chance, that I, Mary Cherry could also become teen trash?"

All Classic Cherry moments. But we have to include:

"I slept with Josh. And Joe. At the same tahm."
"But two menfolk could not satisfy my carnal cravin's, that's why Lily slept with us too."