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Title: All We Need
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: It’s a regular, unremarkable day at Vampiric Charms … until it’s not.
 

( All We Need )

 

Title: The Day Ivy Tamwood Woke Up A Dude
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing:  Rachel/Ivy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary:  Ivy... wakes up ... a dude (the title really isn't awash with subtly)

Note:  This story is crack!fic to the extreme.  I wrote it while extremely under the influence, and it really looks and sound like it was written by someone extremely under the influence, lol.  I wasn't even gonna post it, but then I was like "eh, what the hell", so here it is to read if you want…

( My name’s Ivy Tamwood. One day, I woke up as a guy. This … is the story of that day... )

Title: The Sleeper Awakens
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
 

( I smiled as I felt a pair of thin arms wrapped around my waist, but continued to chop the tomato in front of me into tiny little pieces for the omelets. We should have eaten hours ago, but Ivy kept on acting like a sexy bastard and distracting me...  )

 

Title: Long Live The Night
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: PG, fluff
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Ivy and Rachel have dinner.
Author's Note: So I've been trying to write a drabble for like two months now, and they always end up turning into pages long monstrosity's. This is the closet I've managed to come. *le sigh* I know, baby steps, baby steps. I will not give up, I will overcome!
 

( We’d made it through a round of drinks, appetizers, another round of drinks and our main course before I realized that we were on a date... )

 

Title: Eyes Wide Shut
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollow
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy, some Rachel/Kisten
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: An uncomfortable incident leads to Rachel being forced to deal with her feelings for Ivy.

( Eyes Wide Shut - Part One )

 

Title: I Wish I May, I Wish I Might
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Rachel and Ivy have a girl’s night out, but things don't exactly go according to plan.

Part I - I Wish I May, I Wish I Might 
Part II - I Wish I May, I Wish I Might

( Part III - I Wish I May, I Wish I Might )

( Y so taking over my life, The Hollows? )

*I'll be in my bunk*

Um, and because I feel like this post should include more than pictures of pretty girls ... you guys were totally right.  Book #4 "A Fist Full of Charms" ROCKED!  It was utterly and completely delicious.  I'd say that it isn't possible for me to love Ivy more, but I've started Book #5 and ... well, I love her more.  

Thoughts:

1.  OMG!  Does Rachel ever see a man that she doesn't want to jump?  I mean, my god, I would love it if she met a man and was like, "eh."  Does everyone she mets have to be 'omg so gorgeous'?  Jesus Christ, this woman is like perpetually in heat.  No wonder David wanted her for his bitch. 

Like damn, girl.  Back that shit down!  I got that Big!Jenks was hot after the 60th description of his eighteen year old Adonis like good looks.  And, it's like Marshall, yeah, I got it .... Hairless and wonderful.  Thanks.  Sweet Jeebus.

2.  Kisten = kinda really cool ... until the end, where he kinda became douchey.  But then again, we all know that Rachel Morgan has the sweetest, most precious, most perfect blood this side of Bella Swan, so how could he possibly resist her.  I mean, I understand his position at the end, but I'm TEAM IVY so I call douchtitude!

3.  Ivy Tamwood = best. girlfriend. ever.  This cannot be denied, should not be denied, and will forever and always be true.  I just want to like cuddle with her, and tell her that it will be alright, and then sex her til the morning.  (P.S.  Can Ivy please not be sexually abused anymore, please???  I mean, my god the sacrifice made me cry like a goddamn baby because Ivy is so awesome, but I'm tried of the endless pain.  Especially after finding out how Piscary has been screwing her over - literally and figuratively - since she was like 15 *shudder*.  Like, damn.)

4.  Van scene =  Mmm ... oh, mmm.  Mmmm!.  Schlick ... Schlick ... Schlick.  Uh ... uh ... UH!  *shower*

5.  Crap for brains!  lol.  I can't tell you how much that running gag amused me.  Nick will forever be crap for brains to me. 

6.  I loved that this was like the book of calling Rachel on her shit.  DANGER WHORE!  Heh.  I love how she keeps on making these shittacular decisions even after knowing that she's just doing it because it makes her pants happy.  Oh, Rachel.  Rachel!  You stubborn, splendid, adorable fool.  

There's tons more to squee about, but I'm tired now, so ... feel free to add your own squees, thoughts, gushing, bitching and moaning about Books 1-4!

Title: I Wish I May, I Wish I Might
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Rachel and Ivy have a girl’s night out, but things don't exactly go according to plan.
 

( Part I - I Wish I May, I Wish I Might )