...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Now, January Jones, I ain't hatin' ... but when I look at Queen Jessica and imagine what could have been, I ain't lovin' ya either.  I mean seriously!  Could this flawless wonder be more perfect?



( More of Queen Jessica behind the cut ... )

Also, YAY IT'S NIKITURDAY!

Because I think all posts should start off with Milla Jovovich ... here's some pretty pictures of Milla Jovovich!

( Other neat - and pretty - stuff behind the cut! )

( Y so taking over my life, The Hollows? )

*I'll be in my bunk*

Um, and because I feel like this post should include more than pictures of pretty girls ... you guys were totally right.  Book #4 "A Fist Full of Charms" ROCKED!  It was utterly and completely delicious.  I'd say that it isn't possible for me to love Ivy more, but I've started Book #5 and ... well, I love her more.  

Thoughts:

1.  OMG!  Does Rachel ever see a man that she doesn't want to jump?  I mean, my god, I would love it if she met a man and was like, "eh."  Does everyone she mets have to be 'omg so gorgeous'?  Jesus Christ, this woman is like perpetually in heat.  No wonder David wanted her for his bitch. 

Like damn, girl.  Back that shit down!  I got that Big!Jenks was hot after the 60th description of his eighteen year old Adonis like good looks.  And, it's like Marshall, yeah, I got it .... Hairless and wonderful.  Thanks.  Sweet Jeebus.

2.  Kisten = kinda really cool ... until the end, where he kinda became douchey.  But then again, we all know that Rachel Morgan has the sweetest, most precious, most perfect blood this side of Bella Swan, so how could he possibly resist her.  I mean, I understand his position at the end, but I'm TEAM IVY so I call douchtitude!

3.  Ivy Tamwood = best. girlfriend. ever.  This cannot be denied, should not be denied, and will forever and always be true.  I just want to like cuddle with her, and tell her that it will be alright, and then sex her til the morning.  (P.S.  Can Ivy please not be sexually abused anymore, please???  I mean, my god the sacrifice made me cry like a goddamn baby because Ivy is so awesome, but I'm tried of the endless pain.  Especially after finding out how Piscary has been screwing her over - literally and figuratively - since she was like 15 *shudder*.  Like, damn.)

4.  Van scene =  Mmm ... oh, mmm.  Mmmm!.  Schlick ... Schlick ... Schlick.  Uh ... uh ... UH!  *shower*

5.  Crap for brains!  lol.  I can't tell you how much that running gag amused me.  Nick will forever be crap for brains to me. 

6.  I loved that this was like the book of calling Rachel on her shit.  DANGER WHORE!  Heh.  I love how she keeps on making these shittacular decisions even after knowing that she's just doing it because it makes her pants happy.  Oh, Rachel.  Rachel!  You stubborn, splendid, adorable fool.  

There's tons more to squee about, but I'm tired now, so ... feel free to add your own squees, thoughts, gushing, bitching and moaning about Books 1-4!

Big, huge, ginormous, gigantuan ... ah ... ... did I say huge already *shakes head* thanks to novak_fan for the following Christmas theme pictures of Bleighton-y goodness.  It warms my heart to see these girls, I was beginning to get worried, but I'm glad your still together and gaytastic as ever.


Also, I just have to say I love Blake's outfit in these pics (boobs!).  Yes, I know it's just the school uniform with a red coat over it and messy hair, and awesome silver gloves, but it's so hot (boobs!).  Loosened tie, rolled out of bed, loose ponytail Serena is the sex.  The sex (boobs!).