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Title: The Pristinely Gifted One
Author: Janine
Fandom:  Legend of the Seeker
Pairing:  Kahlan/Jennsen
Rating:  NC-17
Warning(s):  PWP (it’s for a kink meme, ppl!), masturbation, inappropriate (or perhaps very appropriate) use of Jennsen’s pretty face
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them, as much as I wish I did.
Meme: Second Annual Femslash Kink Meme!
Prompt: pg. 14, Kahlan/Jennsen, desperate to reach orgasm (because Jennsen is the only unconfessed person she can safely get off with)

She hadn’t intended to speak, but she was crazy with lust and her hand wasn’t doing it for her this time... )

 

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This was supposed to be a comment!fic, but my brain doesn't understand the concept of 'drabble' so I wrote something that was too long for a comment ... hence the posting of this fic here.

Title: 
A Mord’Sith’s Gotta Do, What a Mord’Sith’s Gotta Do
Author:  Janine
Fandom:  Legend of the Seeker
Pairing:  Cara/Kahlan
Rating:  PG
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
Prompt: Cara/Kahlan - Cara's not sure how to comfort Kahlan while Richard's gone...
Meme: [livejournal.com profile] seriousfic's  The (potentially) Great LotS Spooning Commentfic Meme 
 

A Mord’Sith’s Gotta Do, What a Mord’Sith’s Gotta Do )
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Title:  Enemies Do It Better
Author: Janine
Fandom: Rome
Pairing: Atia/Servilia
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:  I don't own them.
Prompt:  Rome: Servilia/Atia, hatesex
Note:  Written for the First Annual Femslash Kink Meme

Enemies Do It Better )

[posted because we all know that it's really no worse than some of the other things I've written ]

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Title: A Little Pain then Pleasure
Author: Janine
Fandom: Popular
Pairing: Brooke/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:  I don't own them.
Prompt: Popular: Sam/Brooke, Sam experiencing real (physical) pain while losing her virginity
Note:  Written for the First Annual Femslash Kink Meme

A Little Pain then Pleasure )

[posted because we all know that it's really no worse than some of the other things I've written ]


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Title: A Little Help From a Friend
Author: Janine
Fandom: True Blood
Pairing: Pam/Sookie
Rating: NC-17
Warning:  blood, menstruation
Disclaimer:  I don't own them.
Prompt: True Blood: Sookie/Pam, menstruation
Note:  Written for the First Annual Femslash Kink Meme

A Little Help From a Friend )

[posted because we all know that it's really no worse than some of the other things I've written ]
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Comment and I will give you three interests on your list for you to explain about. Post your response in your journal, along with these instructions if you wish.

[livejournal.com profile] the_girl_20 chose these three:

Famke Janssen

Because she's hot. No seriously. Okay, hot, smart, funny, talented, tall and um, likes dogs. My first introduction to Famke was in a tv movie called Model by Day that I saw when I was like 14 or whatever, and totally had erotic dreams about (Famke runs around in nothing but blue leather shorts and a bra and fights crime! Awesome!). I didn't really know who she was though at that time, and then Golden Eye came out and I feel under the spell of Xenia Onatop (Famke as a Russian spy that murders people by choking them with her thighs ... oh what a way to go!) and I was a Famke-ite from then on. Since then she's continued to act in a bunch of movies that I've loved, playing characters that I'm loved. For example: Judy in Eulogy (aka the one where Famke makes out with Kelly Preston) = Love. Jean Grey in X-Men = goes without saying! Totally cool. Hot for Teacher indeed! And, Ava Moore on Nip/Tuck = sinfully delicious. Famke plays a manipulative, sexy as sin, charming, transsexual life coach that seduces teenage boys, and kills them before dressing up in fabulous traveling clothes and jetting off to Paris! Seriously, Ava was a horrible, horrible person but I LOVED every second she was on screen. Famke is that good ya'll!.

So yeah, Famke Janssen, is tall, hot, funny, smart, Dutch love.

James McAvoy

Mmm, James. I was first introduced to James through the SciFi mini-series Children of Dune where it plays Leto Atriedes. And I promptly fell madly in girl!crush mode. Seriously, he was so incredibly smooth, and British, and debonair, and smart, and mysterious, and devoted, and cocky, and adventurous that I totally didn't even pay attention to the very attractive likes of Jessica Brooks and a personal favorite Alice Krige who were also in the movie. The wonder of James McAvoy totally overshadowed them.

Since then I've seen James in a bunch of things, Macbeth, State of Play, White Teeth, Wimbeldon, and Bright Young Things and he's been absolutely amazing in all of them. He's incredibly talented, has a lovely accent, fences, and has this fierce intensity mixed with this boyish vulnerability which is just incredible. Also, James has the sexiest, hottest, most awesome left eyebrow ever, and when he cocks it all supersexylike panties magically drop all around him ... or at least mine do. If he was like three inches taller I think he'd be perfect.

Spycest

This comes from my love of the show Alias. Basically, Sydney the main character discovers a long long half-sister, Nadia, in the third season of the series and then Nadia joins Sydney in fighting crime and they become roommates. Nadia is played by the ridiculously good-looking and charming and talented, Mia Maestro, and from the moment Sydney and Nadia meet they have a pretty intense connection, and so I shipped them and it is known as spycest. Sydney and Nadia and their weird chemistry together was just hot, and incredibly sweet. Their lives were just so isolated and horrible most of the time that the comfort and strength they took from each other was really intriguing and thus my love of spycest was born, which developed into other wrong-dirty-bad ships like Leto/Ghanima, Theo/Isabelle, Daniel/Alexis, Aeon/Una, Octavia/Octavian, Christine/Lea, etc. *shrugs* So yeah, spycest became an interest because of the insane hotness of Jennifer Garner and Mia Maestro, a lack of femslash-able characters on Alias, and the weird sexual tension generated by Garner and Maestro.
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First, in celebration of my newest inappropriate pairing, Meadecest *dreamy sigh*, I bring you ... A Multi-fandom Incest Friending Meme. Bluthcest, Maedecest, wincest, twincest, blackcest, baudecest ... and so much more!

Ugly Betty - 1x14 - Brother and Sisters

I'm totally on the Ugly Betty love train once more, and I promise never to get off of it again. Love, love, love.

Walter: I have a coupon for the baked potato bar!
Daniel: Sorry...I had a potato for breakfast.

Danny: "She used to like taking us to clothes museum."
Alexis: "Those were stores, you dumbass."
and then later in the episode ...
Danny: "C'mon mum, if you get out of there, we can go to the clothing museum."
Alexis: "Seriously, you're such an idiot."

Claire: What's that noise? I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?

Justin: "SNAP!"

Bully's mom: "You're a mother. Why don't you try looking like one?"
Hilda: "Well, you're a woman. Why don't you try looking like one?"

(Evelyn is watching her telenovela)
Evelyn: "So she used to be a stripper but now she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but he's really her second cousin!"
Wilhelmina: "A story as old as time."


SOAWSOME!

Judith Light is made of awesome, pretty much everything involving Claire Meade last night was pure brilliance. In fact, basically everything Meade on this show is love. I totally dug all of the Daniel/Alexis scenes, from her slapping him in the face with his own hand and throwing her shoe at him, to them attacking each other with bumper cars, to Alexis accusing Daniel of staring at her chest. Awesome. Rebecca Romijn rocks my socks! I've always kind of liked her, but as Alexis Meade she's made me fall in love with her. *dreamy sigh* I hope they don't get rid of Alexis at the end of the season, I don't know how I'd go on without her.

Also, Vanessa Williams continues to rock as Wilhemina, and I continue to adore Marc and Amanda though there wasn't enough Amanada this episode. Also, Hilda = bestest mom ever (well, Claire's easy acceptance of Alexis was really awesome as well, but because Hilda isn't a drunk and a murderer she wins).

Plus, pretty Cesar from "Alias" was on it, which reminded me of Mia Maestro as Nadia, which made me smile.

I think I'll be hitting a "clothes museum" this weekend.

More meme pimping

And again, because it cannot be pimped enough, A Multi-fandom Incest Friending Meme. All this: Bluthcest, spycest, Maedecest, Juliicest, wincest, twincest, blackcest, fluxcest, baudecest ... and more! We're not alone!

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