...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Dag, Ugly Betty! Dag!

Holy crap! So many different emotions all mixed together.

First of all I have to say that I didn't think it was possible for me to love Amanda any more than I already did, but I think that it actually happened this episode! Every scene she was in was pure genius. Becki Newton is a superstar, she really is. From "Ewww, dorkus interruptus" to "You want to kiss me?" to "You can kiss me now" to "You're drunker than usual" to "Now my special place is ruined!"/"Your special place was ruined a long time ago!" to
basically everything she did this episode. So much love I can barely stand it. Also, Amanda is Fey's daughter! Dag, yo! Heh, I hope her father is who she says he is, because if Bradford is her father, then we're getting into some real Petrelli-ish action over on UB, lol.

Also, Willi and "Marco" were so sweet this episode. The montage of Willi/Marc love was one of the funniest things I've seen. When they got to the part where they were hitting each to make it look like Claire had put a hit out on Willi I was dying laughing. The fact that it was all played to Vanessa's new cover of "The Way We Were" just made it so much sweeter.

( More UGLY BETTY finale commentary behind cut )

Overall, DAG, YO! I can't wait 4 months, I want more now, now, now!!!!

So, after trancer21 proposed the idea of Kristanna Loken playing the baby momma of Rebecca Romijn's MTF character, Alexis Meade, on "Ugly Betty", I've fallen in love with the idea and it has manifested itself in the following imaginary love story of Alexis Meade and her baby Momma.

( The Magic begins behind the cut )

*dreamy sigh* Yeah, that'd be nice.

First, in celebration of my newest inappropriate pairing, Meadecest *dreamy sigh*, I bring you ... A Multi-fandom Incest Friending Meme. Bluthcest, Maedecest, wincest, twincest, blackcest, baudecest ... and so much more!

Ugly Betty - 1x14 - Brother and Sisters

I'm totally on the Ugly Betty love train once more, and I promise never to get off of it again. Love, love, love.

Walter: I have a coupon for the baked potato bar!
Daniel: Sorry...I had a potato for breakfast.

Danny: "She used to like taking us to clothes museum."
Alexis: "Those were stores, you dumbass."
and then later in the episode ...
Danny: "C'mon mum, if you get out of there, we can go to the clothing museum."
Alexis: "Seriously, you're such an idiot."

Claire: What's that noise? I didn't pass out in a Mexican whore house again did I?

Justin: "SNAP!"

Bully's mom: "You're a mother. Why don't you try looking like one?"
Hilda: "Well, you're a woman. Why don't you try looking like one?"

(Evelyn is watching her telenovela)
Evelyn: "So she used to be a stripper but now she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but he's really her second cousin!"
Wilhelmina: "A story as old as time."

SOAWSOME!

Judith Light is made of awesome, pretty much everything involving Claire Meade last night was pure brilliance. In fact, basically everything Meade on this show is love. I totally dug all of the Daniel/Alexis scenes, from her slapping him in the face with his own hand and throwing her shoe at him, to them attacking each other with bumper cars, to Alexis accusing Daniel of staring at her chest. Awesome. Rebecca Romijn rocks my socks! I've always kind of liked her, but as Alexis Meade she's made me fall in love with her. *dreamy sigh* I hope they don't get rid of Alexis at the end of the season, I don't know how I'd go on without her.

Also, Vanessa Williams continues to rock as Wilhemina, and I continue to adore Marc and Amanda though there wasn't enough Amanada this episode. Also, Hilda = bestest mom ever (well, Claire's easy acceptance of Alexis was really awesome as well, but because Hilda isn't a drunk and a murderer she wins).

Plus, pretty Cesar from "Alias" was on it, which reminded me of Mia Maestro as Nadia, which made me smile.

I think I'll be hitting a "clothes museum" this weekend.

More meme pimping

And again, because it cannot be pimped enough, A Multi-fandom Incest Friending Meme. All this: Bluthcest, spycest, Maedecest, Juliicest, wincest, twincest, blackcest, fluxcest, baudecest ... and more! We're not alone!

TLW - 4x05 Lez Girls Preview

Yay! I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful. Damn skippy if Shane had any sense (which I'm not sure she does) she'd be hitting on you!

( TLW 4x05 Preview )

Loken
Whaaaaaaaat? No gay bar??? Seriously, there have got to be some gay bars in Vancouver, and I'm pretty sure the entertainment industry workers would know where they are. If not, if I was living in Vancouver while the Lokinator was there I would have frakking built a gay bar myself so that she would have someplace to hang.

( Lokinator - Out Traveler Article and Image )

Ugly Betty
Go X-men movieverse cast go, bringing transgendered peeps to our televisions like wow! Hee, if Rebecca Romijn's turn on Ugly Betty as a dude-turned-lady is anywhere near as entertaining as Famke Janssen role on Nip-Tuck as a dude-turned-lady I'll be very happy. I kind of got out of watching UB for a while there, but the these last two episodes have drawn me back in. Also, RS still knows how to pwn a catwalk. Work it girl, *snap* work it!

Brilliant lines from 1x14 - "I'm Coming Out"

"She's a model. Shiny thing confuse her!"
"Oprah told me I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie."
"You'll be my seeing-eye-gay"
"Heidi Klum and Seal (gasp) and baby Seal"
"I'll get you, Fabia--and your little dog too!"
"Crazy in roadkill, two o'clock!"
"Mantasy Island"
Amanda: Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth! Marc: Oh, like that's so hard!

Hilda: My frickin' sister just fired me!
Daniel: Mine came back from the dead. And he's hot.

Justin: "I know, I know, 20 feet away from Naomi Campbell at all times."
Betty:"For your own good."

Christina to Model, about a Cheerio: "Don't just chew it-eat it!"

The Wonderful (and boring) World of Me
In other news, after parent's night yesterday I'm hella tired today. I was in the party room so parent's night wasn't too bad, during the lull's we watched "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" and part of the first episode of the "Strangers with Candy" television show. Plus, I didn't get too many crazy parents though it's always uncomfortable sitting there watching a parent lay into their kid right in front of you. Even if the kid is kind of a lazy bastard you still kind of want to stick up for them. I'm glad I was never dragged to those things as a kid. An absolutely hilarious dinner at Swiss Chalet and a shot of Brandy made the night bearable however, lol. But, tired as hell today.

Good thing for me it's Friday!