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Because I think all posts should start off with Milla Jovovich ... here's some pretty pictures of Milla Jovovich!
Amber Heard and Leighton Meester will star in a pre-menopausal version of ‘’Thelma & Louise’’.
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS! The 'Thelma and Louise' part tells me that it will be gay lady subtext galore, and the Amber Heard and Leighton Meester part tells it will be sexy as hell. Seriously, after seeing The Informers and All the Boys Love Mandy Lane I've got a huge crush on Amber Heard, and well, Leighton speaks for itself!
Empire Magazines 50 Sexiest Women.
I actually find almost everyone on this list to be attractive (not counting you Jennifer Aniston), but THAT LIST IS BULLSHIT! KStew hotter than Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Grace Kelly, and Milla Jovovich??????
I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR RANKING SYSTEM EMPIRE!
KSTEW FOR FUCKS SAKE! KSTEW! Seriously, let that sink in for a while. And, I'll probably get some flack for this, but HERMOINE GRANGER IS NUMBER THREE????? What the actual fuck? OLIVIA MOTHERFUCKING WILDE isn't even on the goddamn list and Hermione Granger is number three!?!?!?!?! I'm sorry Empire magazine, but ...
Seriously, the ranking system is jacked up. Like I said, I actually find pretty much everyone on that list attractive (or I have at some point in my life) but the ranking is just ... no. NO!
Christina Hendricks wants to reach gay women.
Christina, I think I speak for the gay ladies when I say that we want to reach you too. Come to my woman's breast and take me ... for I certainly want to come to yours!
The cast of L&O (the mothership) in Harper's Bazaar November 2009
Mmm, pretty! Alana de la Garza DO ME NAO!
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Date: 2009-10-16 10:46 pm (UTC)...
KSTEW FOR FUCKS SAKE! KSTEW! Seriously, let that sink in for a while. And, I'll probably get some flack for this, but HERMIONE GRANGER IS NUMBER THREE????? What the actual fuck? OLIVIA MOTHERFUCKING WILDE isn't even on the goddamn list and Hermione Granger is number three!?!?!?!?! I'm sorry Empire magazine, but ...
WUT? My brain just broke. FUCK YOU EMPIRE MAGAZINE!
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Date: 2009-10-16 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-16 11:04 pm (UTC)Yeah, I don't have words to describe how jacked up the ranking was on this list. Like it just boggles my mind.
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Date: 2009-10-16 11:48 pm (UTC)Ohhh, looking forward to this already...even though I'll only ever be able to ship L8N with a certain leggy/studly costar of hers, it will still please the eyes to see her with another purtty blonde.
KSTEW FOR FUCKS SAKE! KSTEW! Seriously, let that sink in for a while.
See, I find her hot, sometimes on the rare occasion when she doesn't look like a bag lady but that does not put her at #7 and especially not before Ashley Greene or Kristen Bell. I usually don't ever agree with those kind of ranking polls always.
And I might have to consider watching Mad Men...
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Date: 2009-10-21 08:49 pm (UTC)This. L8N and Amber will never be Bleighton, but I'll still love the heck out of seeing them on screen together.
See, I find her hot, sometimes on the rare occasion when she doesn't look like a bag lady but that does not put her at #7 and especially not before Ashley Greene
This is what I'm talking about. I have found KStew attractive at times (not so much recently, though I have to say Bella is looking hot in the New Moon Trailers), but #7? Really?? I don't think so. KStew isn't unattractive, but she's no #7.
And I might have to consider watching Mad Men...
I need to do a marathon or something. I've watched a few episodes and liked it, but I haven't been able to keep up. Christina is amazing though, and the fashion on the show is PERFECT for it. The styling compliments her so well.
P.S. Your icon might be one of the hottest things I've ever seen. Can I snag it? (with credit of course)
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Date: 2009-10-21 09:25 pm (UTC)IKR?! Never have I hated SMeyer more for making the Cullen's not have fangs b/c UNF. And sure you can snag it! Btw, here's the original pic for more ogle-worthy goodness
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Date: 2009-10-16 11:52 pm (UTC)I really like KStew. I do have a severe weakness for bitch-faced, awkward, flat-chested girls. There's something unresistable in it. It might also be that she just looks very smart and confident.
Personal preferences: scarjo, hathaway, blunt, cruz, beckinsale, zooey, alba, salma, connelly, belucci, winona. If the list was simply about beauty. Yeah, definitely add wilde and glau. There are lot of gorgeous celebrity women not on that list, eg. Peyton List (and numerous others).
These lists are always a bit fucked up, by definition.
Leighton in a possibly gay subtext-y role makes me glad. Too bad Gossip Girl hasn't been worth watching of late because the painful lack of Serena/Blair scenes.
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Date: 2009-10-21 08:54 pm (UTC)There are very few things hotter than Monica now. I still think she's foxy as hell, and would take 40+ Monica over 20 year old Monica (for reals). Of course, I have a thing for older women, so that's not too surprising, lol.
I really like KStew. I do have a severe weakness for bitch-faced, awkward, flat-chested girls.
lol. I don't think KStew is ugly, and at times I have found her hot. I just don't think she's a #7, not with some of the other women they had on that list.
There are lot of gorgeous celebrity women not on that list
I have to say for me, the list was pretty good, even if I found the ranking wonky. I honestly found every one of them good looking (except for Aniston, and the appeal of Emma Watson is beyond me, but other than those two it was gravy) But yeah, lists like these always leave people off. I mean, my baby Rhona Mitra wasn't on it either :(
Leighton in a possibly gay subtext-y role makes me glad. Too bad Gossip Girl hasn't been worth watching of late because the painful lack of Serena/Blair scenes.
Me too. L8N can bring the homo-subtext so this should be good. Amber can bring the gaymoness as well, so I'm looking forward to this film.
Hearing of the lack of Serena/Blair makes me sad, but I haven't watched it in forever. The lack of Waldsen screentime last season led to GG falling out of 'must see viewing' for me.
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Date: 2009-10-17 12:12 am (UTC)Honestly, they could have cast Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox, include a hard-core lesbian sex scene and I would still find this a phenomenally *bad* idea.
KStew hotter than Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Grace Kelly, and Milla Jovovich??????
Ha! At this point, I think Kate Beckinsale is just happy anyone remembers who she is! I guess it's not even worth the energy to rant about the cracktacular crappiness of this list. Mainly because I'm still scratching my head over the 'sex appeal' of Scarlett Johannson. Attractive? Yes. Pretty? Yes. The OMG! most scorchingly hot woman on the planet? Um, how about 'no'.
Oh, and that Harper's Bazaar photo shoot is probably the most interesting thing Law & Order has done in about a DECADE!!
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Date: 2009-10-21 08:59 pm (UTC)You're alone there. I don't care how bad a GoGA-filled MegaWilde movie is, to me it would still be one of the greatest things on earth. If I made it through BloodRayne for Loken and Rodriguez, I could make it through any MegaWilde film.
So I do agree that the movie will probably be junk, but I'll still watch it!
At this point, I think Kate Beckinsale is just happy anyone remembers who she is!
LOL! It's funny cause it's true.
I'm still scratching my head over the 'sex appeal' of Scarlett Johannson. Attractive? Yes. Pretty? Yes. The OMG! most scorchingly hot woman on the planet? Um, how about 'no'.
This. I think Scarlett is pretty, but I can't work up the energy to really care about her at all. I'm too bored by her to want to hit it, or to even really think about hitting it. I'd rather take a nap.
Oh, and that Harper's Bazaar photo shoot is probably the most interesting thing Law & Order has done in about a DECADE!!
lol. Oh so true. Linus Roache and Alana, I love you both, but that ship should have sailed a long time ago.
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Date: 2009-10-17 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-21 09:00 pm (UTC)You make a strong argument! I concur. Especially since it's not like Olivia isn't on people's radar. She's not obscure. She was Maxim's number 1!
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Date: 2009-10-17 01:08 am (UTC)KStew > KBeck
Your teacher would want to see you after class. In what universe do Monica B AND Kate Beckinsale come in after KStew on anything???????????? I'm calling shenanigans...
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Date: 2009-10-21 09:01 pm (UTC)This! It does not compute. KBeck isn't even like at the top of list (though I do think she's a mighty fine MILF), but having KStew ranked higher than her is a travesty.
In what universe do Monica B AND Kate Beckinsale come in after KStew on anything????????????
Not a universe I want to have anything to do with. Seriously, it makes you want to just move out into the wilderness and turn your back on humanity.
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Date: 2009-10-21 11:39 pm (UTC)it makes you want to just move out into the wilderness and turn your back on humanity. Just like in Calvin & Hobbes :)
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-21 09:02 pm (UTC)Leeloo, the list makes me cry too.
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:06 am (UTC)Stewart doesn't do anything for me. She's not ugly, but she's certainly not "beautiful".
Sincerely, Allaine
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Date: 2009-10-21 09:04 pm (UTC)Unfortunately only for about 5 minutes :(
Though, I have to say I love Emma Stone, so once she showed up on screen I kind of forgot about how sad I was Amber was zombiefied
Stewart doesn't do anything for me. She's not ugly, but she's certainly not "beautiful".
My feelings exactly. Sometimes she can look 'good', but compared to the other women on that list, there's just no reason for that ranking.
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Date: 2009-10-17 08:07 am (UTC)Oh yeah, even Katie and Angel are in full agreement with you there.
And I finally know where I remember Christina from. That episode of Without a Trace she was in was so adorable.
And wow Alana de la Garza is still looking good. How's her acting? I only remember her way back when she was on All My Children and she was pretty so-so. Not that I haven't shallow watched anything before.
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Date: 2009-10-21 09:06 pm (UTC)They would be! They're such gaylords, and I love them for it!
That episode of Without a Trace she was in was so adorable.
I loved her in that episode. BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT, have you not seen her as Saffron on "Firefly"???? Because that episode is epic, and Christina is so hot and so good in it, and manages to be kind of gay with Inara as well!
And wow Alana de la Garza is still looking good. How's her acting?
Her acting is fine from what I've seen. She doesn't blow me out of the water, but she's certainly not the worst ADA I've seen on these shows. I've always enjoyed the character and Alana's performances.
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Date: 2009-10-17 08:09 am (UTC)i totally agree with you there, including the bit about Jennifer Aniston lol. i'll buy number one and two but the rest needs serious reshuffling. and how can there be a pretty list with Foxy but no Wilde?! also i don't know who Amy Adams or Freida Pinto are. are they worth hunting down and watching?
lol Christina, gay women wants to be reached by you. :P
haven't watched L&O since Angie Harmon left. didn't even know it's still running lol.
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Date: 2009-10-21 09:09 pm (UTC)I just don't like her. I worked with a guy once that absolutely loathed her, and his Jennifer Aniston's rants would make me laugh forever. He hated her so much.
also i don't know who Amy Adams or Freida Pinto are. are they worth hunting down and watching?
Amy Adams? Really? Amy is pretty good. I don't find her all that hot, but she's a pretty good actress. I would recommend "Enchanted" and "Doubt" for her. Two very different roles, but very good movies. "Mrs. Pettigrew Lives For A Day" is also a good Amy one.
As for Frieda, she's pretty, but I've only seen her in "Slumdog Millionaire" and she didn't have much to do there other than be pretty (which she did well).
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Date: 2009-10-18 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-21 09:12 pm (UTC)Zoe is amazing, and I automatically hate anyone who didn't like her as Uhura in the New Trek movie. I stonewalled a co-worker for an entire lunch period until she admitted that she was jus' jelus. Zoe rocks.
.i finally saw jennifer's body and i think i'm convinced that megan fox is borderline retarded...
Your comment makes me laugh, but I LIKE Megan. She can be a bit of a doofus, but I appreciate that about her. And she's really funny most of the time. Seriously, watch some interviews with her (don't read print ones, she doesn't come off well in print), she's funny! Really!
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Date: 2009-10-18 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-21 09:13 pm (UTC)You know, it kind does. And she totally would.
KStew can be pretty, but I wouldn't rate her as hot.
That's how I feel about her too. She just does not inspire any lust in me, or even admiration of her beauty. There are some actresses who I don't really find hot, but will freely admit are stunning (i.e. Natalie Portman), but KStew does nothing for me.
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Date: 2009-10-26 05:51 pm (UTC)KStew beat Cate Blanchett? Sarah Michelle Gellar beat Eva Green? We're bringing back the oldies with Audrey Hepburn? While they're at it, where is Greta Garbo - the most gorgeous woman since EVER?
This list is total BS. I feel as if they took 49 hot (and not hot) women off the tops of their heads, randomly scattered them and slapped Megan Fox at the bottom because she's the latest sex bomb. fdhsgkhkjghejkshgjksg
It's almost as if they did popularity rather then hotness. Angelina Jolie is at the bottom because EVERYONE knows who Ange is and really, Emma Watson? Really? Cute yes, but hot enough to outdo the women who are over puberty? xD; My mind is going on a rampage. At least they didn't forget HBC. My heart would break. (They were probably scared of her breaking through the windows and crucioing their arses.
Yes, I had to walk away from the computer for a few minuets to calm myself down. Anyway.
Jesussss. We should make a contest out of who can find the most errors. My god.
Fffffff. I'm making my own list.
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Date: 2009-11-04 04:20 pm (UTC)AGREED. That just made my day. X3 Thanks! :D Now I think I'll go watch Resident Evil ... and maybe Ultraviolet. <3