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fembuckWithout exaggeration, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I don't know if Milla was high like planes (I honestly and truly suspect that she was stoned out of her gord), but she's 100% cute and hilarious in this. Her facial expressions are to die for, and I love that voice coming out of teenage!Milla. Too funny. "We kind of went on vacation and never went back" lol. Seriously, watch it. I was laughing so hard I was crying (if you don't laugh this hard, keep in mind that I'm stoned out of my mind as well!)
Hilarious.
So, I thought that maybe that interview was a one off type of thing. I was wrong, and I'm so glad that I was because Milla's second appearance on Conan was JUST as funny. This is three years later and she's promoting the Fifth Element, and is just as crazy, stoned and awesome as she was in the first video. I can't even explain, just watch it!
Gotta say, loved her shirt.
So, after watching this Brandon and I thought that maybe she had created a special wacky character that she brought out when she was on the Conan show, and that maybe on other talk shows she was perfect normal, none-fidgety and coherent. We decided to watch a Letterman interview to see how she was there. She was the same. We were wrong. Just as wacky and crazy and awesome as ever here, only Letterman isn't quite as cool about her being a weirdo as Conan was. Hilarious.
Also, while this isn't the least bit relevant ... I love her outfit in this interview. Very 50s. It made me think of Anna from my imaginary script and I was just jittering with joy throughout the whole thing.
So, yeah still ...
Finally, Milla on Craig Ferguson promoting "The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc". She's crazy again, but also revealed herself to be crazy smart. I love it when she just starts going off on the similarities between Russian and Spanish literature, and then later on architecture, and Craig's all like, "whoa, what, huh? What's going on here, I thought she was an idiot". My favorite part is when she tickles him though.
Link to video, there was no embed code (sorry!)
After watching this, I decided that 1990s and early 2000s (basically, pre-MILF Milla) would have gotten along fabulously with my pretend girlfriend. Ahh, damn you world! It's crazy, I'm getting into too many cracky pairing.
Now I wish that there was a story about Megan Fox finding a time machine and traveling back to the 90s to try and make it in a less paparazzi filled Hollywood. Once there she meets Milla Jovovich and ends up living in her commune for starving artists and assorted weirdos. From there they embark on this big, glorious love affair. When not sexing like mammals on the discovery channel, they smoke lots of weed together, do crazy interviews that only half make sense, watch old movies together and read each other chapters of Dostoyevsky before bed.
*dreamy sigh*
Also, if you want some lulz, watch Milla's music video The Gentleman Who Fell. It is awful, but she looks amazing. Back when there was a Beavis and Butthead, I remember them watching this video and talking about how god awful it was, expect for the hot naked chick in it, which consquently made it the best music video ever. And that is so true. Milla being hot is the only thing that redeems it. Plenty of lulz though, plenty of lulz.
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Date: 2009-07-09 05:45 am (UTC)I don't remember when, where or which interview of her I saw , but yeah...I do remember that the non so coherent-kinda stoned like seems to be her normal self. Pretty awesome uh? *grins*
I have to say though that I'm pretty loyal to pairings lol so I don't know if I could join the Jovovich/Fox bandwagon (sp?) It sounds like fun though. And now that I watched this, everytime I heard about your crazy russian half-sister character, I'm gonna picture her like that, and it's perfect really
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Date: 2009-07-09 05:52 am (UTC)lol! If that's her base personality (without an intoxicant of some kind) then it must be awesome to be Milla Jovovich like every fucking day! Either that, or girlfriend used to spend a lot of time high, or just purposefully smoke up before interviews. I don't care, I 100% love her.
I don't know if I could join the Jovovich/Fox bandwagon
Jovovich/Fox is more of a passing fancy. Without a time machine it really wouldn't work, so I don't see it going far. Still, I do think that they would have gotten along fabulously.
everytime I heard about your crazy russian half-sister character, I'm gonna picture her like that, and it's perfect really
It really is. Milla wouldn't even have to act. She'd just have to act like herself in the 90s and early 2000s!
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Date: 2009-07-09 06:15 am (UTC)loonawesome person.no subject
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Date: 2009-07-09 06:35 am (UTC)philosophical!Milla FTW!
Milla Jovovich is high on being Milla Jovovich
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-09 12:30 pm (UTC)"What the hell does that mean?"
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:29 pm (UTC)God, I love her for being so deliciously random, and giggly, and stoned.
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Date: 2009-07-09 05:01 pm (UTC)and i remember that song. i even heard it on the radio, but i 've never seen the vid for it. i... i've always kinda liked that song... ::hides in shame::
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:31 pm (UTC)Yeah, she looked so classy and stylish. I loved that outfit. I also loved that she was being her usual weird, stoner self while wearing that outfit.
i've always kinda liked that song... ::hides in shame::
Hey, I proudly own Britney Spears CDs so my musical taste can be called into question. I think Milla has a nice voice and ... uh, I'll leave it at that ;)
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Date: 2009-07-09 09:13 pm (UTC)I still listen to her music.
:x
If you ever get a chance, watch Dummy- shes fucking amazing in it.
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:33 pm (UTC)I like her voice, but I honestly can't handle her music. I'll stick with acting and modeling Milla, there's still plenty of deliciousness there.
If you ever get a chance, watch Dummy- shes fucking amazing in it.
I've been meaning to watch that forever, but now that I have an actual recommendation for it, maybe I'll get around to actually watching it!
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Date: 2009-07-14 05:36 am (UTC)I swear her demos are a lot better than her old music!
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Date: 2009-07-10 04:11 am (UTC)i mean
holy SHIT
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:34 pm (UTC)I'm not sure whether I should high-five myself, or hide in shame.
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Date: 2009-07-10 08:44 am (UTC)she's got a lovely singing voice and she does look amazing. with those curls, she could put on a milkmaid uniform and look like she's role-playing for a dirty old (wo)man lol. >.>
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:36 pm (UTC)This. I feel like it would be endless laughs.
with those curls, she could put on a milkmaid uniform and look like she's role-playing for a dirty old (wo)man lol.
lol, that's pretty much exactly what I was thinking when watching the video. Twin Brain Powers Activate!
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Date: 2009-07-10 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-11 07:40 pm (UTC)Milfovich? Hmm, hmm? What do you think?
foxy is the new k-mart esque character in re4?
It would certainly continue the trend of hotass chicks in those movie, flirting and eye-sexing Milla's brains out. I'd be sad if we didn't see Claire or Jill again though (which we probably won't *sob*)
I feel like Milla and Foxy should be in another movie together where Foxy (and therefore their insane chemistry) can get more screen time. Maybe they could play sexy bank-robbers or something.
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:51 pm (UTC)methinks me likes!
I'd be sad if we didn't see Claire or Jill again though
ikr? i'm pretty sure we won't get jill back but c'mon... ali larter isn't doing anything better. she needs to come eyesex milfovich up again!
Maybe they could play sexy bank-robbers or something.
hmmm. i like this idea too. whatever it is, it should be something they can kick ass and wear tight clothes in. like... debs 2. where milla and foxy are either the bad guys or debs graduates (OMH THEM IN THE DEBS OUTFITS...) or they could be sexy diamond thieves ala ali larter and eliza dushku in jay and silent bob.
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Date: 2009-09-26 08:34 pm (UTC)Dude, I was just rereading this because, well, Milla Jovovich, and you know Ali Larter signed on for RE4, rite?
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Date: 2009-07-11 10:41 am (UTC)brb watching the fifth element
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Date: 2009-07-11 07:37 pm (UTC)Good choice.
Leeloo. Dallas. Multipass.
That is all.
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