...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

So, I'm sure pretty much everyone has seen these pictures by now, but I am helpless to stop myself from commenting because they are so fucking hot.

( I mean honestly, holy god these pictures are hot ... and kinky as hell. )

( In other news ...I continue to severely enjoy Megan Fox when she rocks the 1950s look. )

My mind is full of Bleighton-y goodness right now, but one other coherent thing I can think to mention is that I just saw Death Becomes Her, and not only was I delighted to find if wonderfully femslashy, but it made me fall in love with Meryl Streep even more (as every role I see her in does.  The woman is amazing, and gorgeous, and I don't care if she's old enough to collect social security, I would hit like the fist of an angry god if I could!)

Blake and Leighton celebrate Nylon by touching each other as much as possible with all their Gossip Friends.



And also ...

I want Rhona Mitra to do terrible, terrible things to my body ... repeatedly.

As far as I'm concerned, Rhona Mitra is now the ultimate badass female action movie star.

*looks at Milla Jovovich, Angelina Jolie and Kate Beckinsale and shrugs*

As for the movie itself, it was ... beautifully retarded.

That's a compliment, by the way :D

Doomsday is B movie making at it's best. It aims to deliver a fun, mindless, thrill-ride by shamelessly ripping off any movie it can (Mad Max, Mad Max: Thunder Dome, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Tomb Raider, The Chronicles of Riddick, just to name a few), and a fun, mindless, thrill-ride is what is delivered.

The movie does not wink at it's audience trying to convince them of how clever it is, and it's not weighted down with attempts at postmodern cleverness. It's just kickass action scenes (it has one of the best chick fights in recent memory), one-liners, Rhona Mitra looking criminally hot in her black tank-top of invincibility, exploding shit, and blood. It is highly illogical, there are plot craters, character development is non-existent and it is full of WTF moments, but I found it to be completely and utterly entertainingly.

It's like Planet Terror only better.

So, in conclusion Doomsday was no The Descent (which I have an insanely amount of love for), or even Dog Soldiers for that matter, but it was a fun, kickass movie, with a dead sexy ass kicking female lead ... and really, what more can you ask for?

The return of Gossip Girl is a thing of beauty.  I don't know why there are so many on set photographs taken for this show, but I thank powers greater than myself for the fact that there are.

Now, onto Leighton keeping it real being adorable...

OMG! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so ridiculously funny. It makes me cry with its abundance of hilarity. "The Gang set Sweet Dee on Fire" made my sides hurt ... with laughter!

Frank: You wanna be informed, read a newspaper
Dennis: Dude, nobody gets their news from a newspaper anymore.
Dee: Ah, no, no, no, but Dennis look ... 'Plutonium smuggled into Syria' Ah! That's gonna change my life drastically.
Dennis: That's gonna change everyone's lives. Cause no one can go to Syria anymore for vacation!

Dennis: You don't even have to do anything to be famous anymore.
Dee: Yeah, I mean look at Paris Hilton. She's just a dirty drunken whore.
Dennis: You could be famous for being a dirty drunken whore. You're a dirty drunken whore already.

Frank: (in nursing home) Why'd you drag us to a place like this. It smells like the bottom of a bird cage.
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes. These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass raped?



Seriously, I love this show like whoa. *goes to watch episode 3x09*

P.S. Lest people think my Bleighton obsession is waning, watch this clip jeepy91 found to see Leighton get all bashful when the reporter bring Blake up and then blushing refer to herself and Blake as "besties".

It's so cute.

*hugs Leighton*

Most of the clip is spend trying to convince the audience that Serena and Blair are straight however, so just skip to the 1:27 mark for the  Bleighton goodness.

(or the 1:14 mark if you wanna see Blake get serenaded by a drag queen and a man in a chicken suit)