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[fembuck]

TLW - 4x05 Lez Girls Preview

Yay! I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful. Damn skippy if Shane had any sense (which I'm not sure she does) she'd be hitting on you!

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Loken
Whaaaaaaaat? No gay bar??? Seriously, there have got to be some gay bars in Vancouver, and I'm pretty sure the entertainment industry workers would know where they are. If not, if I was living in Vancouver while the Lokinator was there I would have frakking built a gay bar myself so that she would have someplace to hang.




Ugly Betty
Go X-men movieverse cast go, bringing transgendered peeps to our televisions like wow! Hee, if Rebecca Romijn's turn on Ugly Betty as a dude-turned-lady is anywhere near as entertaining as Famke Janssen role on Nip-Tuck as a dude-turned-lady I'll be very happy. I kind of got out of watching UB for a while there, but the these last two episodes have drawn me back in. Also, RS still knows how to pwn a catwalk. Work it girl, *snap* work it!

Brilliant lines from 1x14 - "I'm Coming Out"

"She's a model. Shiny thing confuse her!"
"Oprah told me I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie."
"You'll be my seeing-eye-gay"
"Heidi Klum and Seal (gasp) and baby Seal"
"I'll get you, Fabia--and your little dog too!"
"Crazy in roadkill, two o'clock!"
"Mantasy Island"
Amanda: Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth! Marc: Oh, like that's so hard!

Hilda: My frickin' sister just fired me!
Daniel: Mine came back from the dead. And he's hot.

Justin: "I know, I know, 20 feet away from Naomi Campbell at all times."
Betty:"For your own good."

Christina to Model, about a Cheerio: "Don't just chew it-eat it!"

The Wonderful (and boring) World of Me
In other news, after parent's night yesterday I'm hella tired today. I was in the party room so parent's night wasn't too bad, during the lull's we watched "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" and part of the first episode of the "Strangers with Candy" television show. Plus, I didn't get too many crazy parents though it's always uncomfortable sitting there watching a parent lay into their kid right in front of you. Even if the kid is kind of a lazy bastard you still kind of want to stick up for them. I'm glad I was never dragged to those things as a kid. An absolutely hilarious dinner at Swiss Chalet and a shot of Brandy made the night bearable however, lol. But, tired as hell today.

Good thing for me it's Friday!

Comments

[aphrodite-mine.livejournal.com]

Aww Alice. *pets* I think youre the pretty!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol. Really, no one on that show should be playing the fashion police, but if someone had to maybe Bette or Helena could get away with it. Jenny however, should never ever be critiquing someone else's fashion choices.

Also, it's nice to know that Bette is back to being a frakking a-hole after two weeks of relative douchelessness.

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

Wait, Kristanna Loken has worked with Uwe Boll TWICE?

Evil.

Genius.

I always wonder how those phone calls for transgendered roles go. "Yes, we're looking for an actress who can convey 'man who had an operation to look like a lady' and your name came up!"

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Wait, Kristanna Loken has worked with Uwe Boll TWICE?

*cries* I know! I know! I mean, based on the timing I'm thinking that she signed on for the dragon tree-nymph movie BEFORE BloodRayne was released and horrible panned by everyone everywhere for just about every single moment of it. But still *shudder* This means I'm going to have to watch (not pay for mind you, but watch) another Uwe Boll movie, and that's just not right. Hopefully Lokinator has learned her lesson and will never do this to me again!

I always wonder how those phone calls for transgendered roles go. "Yes, we're looking for an actress who can convey 'man who had an operation to look like a lady' and your name came up!"

Oh, I know. It's got to be such so flattering for an aging model to hear, that she's really got the jaw for an MTF role. I hope whoever has to make those call has Model Stab Insurance because if they ever find out where s/he lives ...

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

I finally watched Bloodrayne last weekend and fell in love with her. (Despite the movie itself, which I will now try to forget, bleach from my brain, whatever it takes.)

Now she has me wanting to watch the L-Word, which I've never even seen. Damn it.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

(Despite the movie itself, which I will now try to forget, bleach from my brain, whatever it takes.)

Welcome to the painful and rewarding world of Loken fandom, lol. If you're looking for some cheesy but fun Loken to watch I recently found episodes of a show she did in the late 90s called Mortal Kombat: Conquest on youtube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=by82UMDZRz4). The show is kind of Xena/Hercules style action cheese, but it's pretty enjoyable and Kristanna is fun to watch in it.

Now she has me wanting to watch the L-Word, which I've never even seen. Damn it.

This is the power of the Lokinator, lol. TLW is generally a pretty bad show. This season has been far better than the last two however so you could probably make it through the episodes without consuming large amounts of alcohol. Kristanna shows up in Season 4, episode 4. The show isn't terribly complicated, and if you start with Kristanna you'll save yourself a lot of pain.

Most of us Lokenites are hoping that her new show "Painkiller Jane" will be good, and we'll no longer have to watch TLW or BloodRayne to get our Loken fix.

[(Anonymous)]

duuuude!!...strangers w/ candy is awesome!!...my fav. ep. is "retardation, a celebration"...amy sedaris is insane and after watching sara silverman in her new show last night, i've discovered she's insane too, but in a good way...remember these 3 things j..."packing a muskett"...a monkey choking a duck..."i like the hole and i like the pole"...;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

duuuude!!...strangers w/ candy is awesome!!...my fav. ep. is "retardation, a celebration"...amy sedaris is insane

lol, I've only seen the movie and a couple episodes of the show, but I definately approve. I've been promised the DVD when my friend is through with them, and "retardation celebration" will be the first episode on my list to watch. The name itself makes me giggle with joy.

and after watching sara silverman in her new show last night, i've discovered she's insane too, but in a good way..

Oh, I love Sarah Silverman. Not only is she gorgeous, but she's hilarious. I haven't gotten to see her show yet, but I'm in the process of downloading it. Also, you should definately check out "Jesus is Magic" if you like Sarah. I'm not in love with the musical numbers, but every moment that she is on stage doing her standup routine is good. I was laughing so hard I was crying and I've seen it like two times before. It just never stops being funny.

[murasaki1200.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful.

Alrighty! Second week on the show, and flirting is happenin'. Yay! We may even see Kris in girl on girl action this week. I was wondering if the kids and play dates and whatnot were going to slow them down. Apparently not, good deal :D.

I like the Out Traveler pic! Kris looks nice when she's all femmed out. The tropical skirt/colonial jacket with the bikini top underneath totally work for her. I'm just a little worried about those nails o_O.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

We may even see Kris in girl on girl action this week.

One can only hope. And I do. But at the very least we'll see her in a bra. Me like.

I was wondering if the kids and play dates and whatnot were going to slow them down. Apparently not, good deal :D.

HAHA, kids stopping anyone on this show from having sex. People on this show behaving like responsible adults, lol. Hell, people on this show even remembering (hi, Helena) that they have kids is rare (unless their fighting over them, hey Bette and Tina).

Paige is a good mom, she goes to PTA meeting, she probably carries juice and cookies around in her purse in case Jared needs a snack when they're out, and because of this she probably realizes that video games can keep teenage boys immersed in a world of their own, where food, bathroom breaks and your mom getting sexed down the hall don't exist.

Kris looks nice when she's all femmed out. The tropical skirt/colonial jacket with the bikini top underneath totally work for her.

Word, I absolutely love this picture. She looks gorgeous. Also, I love that she's fully aware of how awesome her rack is and is more than willing to share it with the world. *teary eyed* never change Kris, never change!

I'm just a little worried about those nails o_O.

I've seen her nails nice and blunted at other times so I'm going to assume with is for the photoshoot. Her nails aren't too long, so they probably just gave her a french manicure on set. What ... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[loonyluna256.livejournal.com]

Are you hitting on me? ....Dear god, I can't wait to see the new episode!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know, I know! Thank god I only saw that clip yesterday, because if I'd had to wait a whole week to see the next episode instead of just two days I would have gone loco. Especially knowing that there's gonna a bra shot, I'd have stood no chance. And Shane better be hitting on her or else *shakes fist*