...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Ugh.  I'm back to work now.  Which means busy and tired.  My two months of leisure got me into HORRIBLE sleeping patterns, and I am now suffering because of it. 

Classes are going well so far, though it's really hard to gauge what the kids are going to be like based on the first day.  They are always so polite and quiet on the first day.  Hopefully they'll stay that way once they get used to me!  I'm pretty sure the grade nines will remain absolutely precious, and that makes me happy.

Now, it's time to relax with fun things, so I give you ... the official SEASON TWO "MERLIN" TRAILER

I cannot wait for this shit to start up again.  Srsly.  Also, Angel Coulby is looking crazy gorgeous as Gwen this year.

( Diablo Cody says that Megan Fox & Amanda Seyfried’s Lesbian Kiss is Profound and Meaningful )

If it's not profound and meaningful, Diablo Cody better watch her back!  If you're gonna be a stunt kiss in fine, but you better own up to it being a stunt kiss or I'mma gon' cut you!  If however, it it profound and meaningful I might forgive Diablo for Juno.

( I also found Diablo's comments about Megan Fox to be interesting ... )

Neither of them really do it for me, but  ... click here if you would like to see Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kiss.  The pictures pretty hot actually.  Drew looks way into it, lol.  Also, so not gonna help the gay facts rumors Ellen Page.  Oh, and you can see more pictures of them both from the photo shoot at the source.

( Megan Fox in more detail on why she doesn't think she'll ever do nudity on film. )

And speaking of Teh Jovovich ...  SHE'S IN TORONTO NOW TOO!  Jesus God, please let me run into her or Mega Foxy on the weekend when I'll actually be able to get out!  *sigh*  I've actually got tickets for some pretty good screenings, but goddamn I wish I had been able to get tickets to a movie with one of them in it or Cracks.

I am now going to go and watch Warehouse 13 (there better be some quality Leena in this one PTB!) and then the skies the limit!  ... ... not really, I'm probably gonna read some more of Valley of the Dolls and then go to bed at a reasonable hour because I have to work in the morning *sob*!

TLW - 4x05 Lez Girls Preview

Yay! I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful. Damn skippy if Shane had any sense (which I'm not sure she does) she'd be hitting on you!

( TLW 4x05 Preview )

Loken
Whaaaaaaaat? No gay bar??? Seriously, there have got to be some gay bars in Vancouver, and I'm pretty sure the entertainment industry workers would know where they are. If not, if I was living in Vancouver while the Lokinator was there I would have frakking built a gay bar myself so that she would have someplace to hang.

( Lokinator - Out Traveler Article and Image )

Ugly Betty
Go X-men movieverse cast go, bringing transgendered peeps to our televisions like wow! Hee, if Rebecca Romijn's turn on Ugly Betty as a dude-turned-lady is anywhere near as entertaining as Famke Janssen role on Nip-Tuck as a dude-turned-lady I'll be very happy. I kind of got out of watching UB for a while there, but the these last two episodes have drawn me back in. Also, RS still knows how to pwn a catwalk. Work it girl, *snap* work it!

Brilliant lines from 1x14 - "I'm Coming Out"

"She's a model. Shiny thing confuse her!"
"Oprah told me I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie."
"You'll be my seeing-eye-gay"
"Heidi Klum and Seal (gasp) and baby Seal"
"I'll get you, Fabia--and your little dog too!"
"Crazy in roadkill, two o'clock!"
"Mantasy Island"
Amanda: Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth! Marc: Oh, like that's so hard!

Hilda: My frickin' sister just fired me!
Daniel: Mine came back from the dead. And he's hot.

Justin: "I know, I know, 20 feet away from Naomi Campbell at all times."
Betty:"For your own good."

Christina to Model, about a Cheerio: "Don't just chew it-eat it!"

The Wonderful (and boring) World of Me
In other news, after parent's night yesterday I'm hella tired today. I was in the party room so parent's night wasn't too bad, during the lull's we watched "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" and part of the first episode of the "Strangers with Candy" television show. Plus, I didn't get too many crazy parents though it's always uncomfortable sitting there watching a parent lay into their kid right in front of you. Even if the kid is kind of a lazy bastard you still kind of want to stick up for them. I'm glad I was never dragged to those things as a kid. An absolutely hilarious dinner at Swiss Chalet and a shot of Brandy made the night bearable however, lol. But, tired as hell today.

Good thing for me it's Friday!