Foxy Lesbian Vampires

[fembuck]

Yay! Finally someone associated with Rise released that a clip of Carla Gugino and Lucy Liu rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood is good publicity for your movie that will cause people to see your movie if for no other reason than Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino are rolling around naked, kissing and covered in blood.

So without further ado ...Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino in Rise making out, nude, covered in blood.

Awesome.

I <3 foxy lesbian vampires!

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I can't actually watch the clip right now because I have dial up

*curses dial-up to the heavens! WHYYYYYYY?*

Have you seen it yet? Huh? Have you? Have you seen it, yet? Huh? Do you need some smelling salts? A cold compress? A smoke?

there should be a statue of Fembuck somewhere

Oh there is. Well, it's really more a Barbie doll with a picture of my face taped to it sitting on my dresser in a compromising position with a Skipper doll, but I'm pretty sure that's practically the same thing.

Or they could just make a statue of Lucy Liu making out with a foxy vampire lady covered in blood.

I would totally have this on my lawn. And as people walked/drove by and stared at it I would look back at them smugly and asked "Jealous?" Cause they totally would be.

[zee014.livejournal.com]

Have you seen it yet? Huh? Have you? Have you seen it, yet? Huh? Do you need some smelling salts? A cold compress? A smoke?

I'm too upset to even answer one of these questions. Because no... I haven't seen it yet. Oh... wait... I just answered one. Actually I just answered the first 5 questions. Ah... I hate what my life has become! A Whistler/Lucy Liu/naked vampires covered in blood/videoless sham! *sobs uncontrollably*

Well, it's really more a Barbie doll with a picture of my face taped to it sitting on my dresser in a compromising position with a Skipper doll, but I'm pretty sure that's practically the same thing

I'll buy this off of you. I found a penny on the sidewalk with your name on it. It's all yours if you want it.

I would totally have this on my lawn. And as people walked/drove by and stared at it I would look back at them smugly and asked "Jealous?" Cause they totally would be.

Either there has to be two of these statues or we have to have the same lawn because I refuse to be a jealous drive-byer. It's either that or I steal it from you. And yes, them's fightin' words.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Dial-up totally needs a punch in the face. Or for Rose McGowan to killinate it with her machine-gun leg. Or to be smothered in honey and have a bottle of fire ants thrown at it. Something like that anyway.

*boo's dial-up until it cries*

I'll buy this off of you. I found a penny on the sidewalk with your name on it. It's all yours if you want it.

*narrows eyes*

Is it shiny?

Either there has to be two of these statues or we have to have the same lawn because I refuse to be a jealous drive-byer. It's either that or I steal it from you. And yes, them's fightin' words.

We should have two statues commissioned, friends shouldn't fight over nude statues of Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino having hot, bloody vampire sex. It would cheapen the hot bloody vampire sex.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

[zee014.livejournal.com]

Is it shiny?

LOL! You have no idea how much I love you for typing that. Seriously. And I'll tell you why.

Two years ago for my birthday, my friend gave me a box wrapped in tin foil that was filled with bubble wrap because I love things that are shiny and I love bubble wrap. I'm very easily entertained, what can I say?

And of course the penny is shiny. Do I seem like a dull ugly penny picker-upper to you?

The correct answer to that question is "fuck no!!!" And the 3 exclamation points are vital.

Plus, I totally wouldn't have mocked you (much), I would have invited you onto to the porch to help me mock others ... and I would have offered you a refreshing glass of grape punch because I was raised right!

*fans self* Well I do declare, that type of hospitality gives me the vapors!
Well, enough of that... I'm so good at porch mocking it's ridiculous. Those statue-less bastards don't stand a chance.