OMG, funniest shit ever!

[fembuck]

For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.

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[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

Btw, have you read The Most Popular Book in the Whole World? (http://xlormp.livejournal.com/) Also made of win. :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I am so happy with all of this Twilight mockery. It makes my heart sing, the way Alice's movements would make a ballerina cry. So great. Thanks for the link :D

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

No problem! ;D All the wank takes away the pain.

HIM AND EMMETT SHOULD HAVE SITCOM
GROWING UP CULLEN
their wacky adventures
if only one of us could draw we could have a comic

This needs to happen! Whoever draws it, I will love forever! :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This needs to happen! Whoever draws it, I will love forever!

They would have a harem of people loving them forever. I would totally pledge myself as well.

Visuals to go along with hilarious dialogue would just make it the most perfect thing in the world. Seriously, these two girls have made me love Emmett so much, lol.

Fuck you, Alice! LOL

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, Alice! LOL

:D That was the funniest shit. That and the karate chopped bowls. ROFL

Seriously, these two girls have made me love Emmett so much, lol.

Oh, I know. I will lol every time I think of Emmett now.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That was the funniest shit

I lol'd so much at that. I love Alice, but she would totally fuck with Emmett's head if he got in the way of her shopping. And you know he would be all like "fuck you" and run to Rosalie to complain, and Rosalie would have none of it, like Rosalie has none of anything.

*remembers Rose groveling for Edward to forgive her and shakes with rage. DO NOT APOLOGIZE TO THAT RAGING A-HOLE. IF HE WASN'T SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN NOTHING WOULD HAVE EVEN HAPPENED. Edward should have been apologizing to them all for being an emo asshole*

I will lol every time I think of Emmett now.

So true. Everything Emmett ever does is going to be gold for me from now on.