OMG, funniest shit ever!

[fembuck]

For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I have yet to read more than like a paragraph of any of the books, yet the epic wank coming from this fandom has been better than cable!!

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT'S A BATHTUB STICKER? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT?"

Hee!

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

OMG *wipes tears from eyes* This wins so hard, I haven't even gotten through the whole conversation :D *reads and LOLs*

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

omg, i love you for showing this to us.

I PAID $4.50 FOR THOSE STICKERS YOU DICKS

IT'S AN ELECTRONIC KEYBOARD OKAY!!!!

*laughs so hard* And the part about him going to his room! LOL!

oxymoronassoc: emmett has to drive the volvo home and IT RUINS HIS STREET CRED TO DRIVE THIS PUSSY CAR
saint_renegade: Edward has it on like pussy rock
saint_renegade: and Emmett has to put on 50 cent
oxymoronassoc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? NICKELBACK?

Laughing. . .hard. . .funny!

I'll stop commenting and go read the rest. OMG! OH SHUT UP EDWARD THIS SHIT IS FLY

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Isn't that the most awesome thing ever? This is why I read the books (all of them, I've read ALL FOUR OF THEM, I must be some sort of god) because the snark and mocking is absolute gold. GOLD.

Did you read cleolinda's recaps of them? Her commentary on Breaking Dawn is the best, but they are all hilarious.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Oh and, dude, in between reading cleolinda's recaps you totally have to see THIS!! It's like a Twilight anti-depressant in animated .gif form!

[handyhunter.livejournal.com]

It is awesome! *points to icon* This series/fandom gets more and more entertaining.

(here via resolute's flist, by the way. Hope you don't mind.)

[bartzina13.livejournal.com]

I listened to the first six hours of the first book and damn near died laughing. The woman they got to read it is truly ~gifted~.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

*Psst*!! Hurry before it gets yanked off the intarwebs - the first 12 chapters of Midnight Sun!!

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for introducing me to this amazingness. My life was somehow incomplete without it.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

OMG, that was the funniest thing I've ever read! I made the mistake of reading this while my roomie was asleep...*looks sheepish*.

"HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS"- Win. As was "I don't make fun of your hobbies!"

Hahahaaha, I just got to page 2

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

SWADDLE HER FROM NECK TO ANKLE. IT IS THE ONLY WAY SHE WILL FEEL CLEAN.

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life. My roomie thinks I'm nuts...