OMG, funniest shit ever!

[fembuck]

For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.

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[bartzina13.livejournal.com]

I listened to the first six hours of the first book and damn near died laughing. The woman they got to read it is truly ~gifted~.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I listened to the first six hours of the first book and damn near died laughing.

I tried reading the first page like 10 times before I was able to get through it without loling.

The woman they got to read it is truly ~gifted~.

If it's the same woman they got to read Eclipse, I understand completely. It's frickin' horrible. Her Edward voice makes me die a little inside. And because Alice is my favorite, I'm really critical of her Alice voice as well. I mean, listening to it on my ipod means that I don't have to sit around reading it, and that people can't judge me (like I did when I saw a woman carrying around Breaking Dawn yesterday), but it introduces a new pain to the experience.