OMG, funniest shit ever!

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For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.

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Have you read any of it?

Ha! I still haven't read books 1 thru 4! I have heard that it's basically Twilight with Edward replacing Bella, with an added bucketload of creepy stalking, ie, when Edward was watching Bella sleep it wasn't from the outside. Oh no, Edward sat in a chair and watched Bella sleep the entire night. And then brought some WD-40 with him the next time to keep the window from squeaking when he opened it.

As the saying goes - explaining Twilight means never having to say 'I'm kidding'.