Twilight Haterade

[fembuck]

Hating on Twilight is totally like crack for me.  It just hurts so good.  I can't stop the LULZ!

Head's up trancer21 this shit's for you!



This is so sick, but it makes me LOL so much every time.  I think it's how happy Rob looks in the picture.  It's like he's on his way to get an ice cream sunday.



This write-up make me LOL like a rockstar.  I love the "You know you wanna get in this douchebag's fucking car shit yeah"  WHAT?  LOL.  So random and hilarious.  



So dazzling!



BWAH!  There are no words.  No words!



I love Rob's hair.  It's so crazy.  It's like his hair defies the laws of psyhics.   Seriously, this bastard is so fucking cool.


HoboPattaz never gets old.




Sex-ay.  Goddamn, Prince is a pimp!  Even Spunk Ransom can't help but wind up all over him.


Rick Astley wishes he was half as dazzling as RPattz.  Dance mutherfucker, DANCE!


LOL!  The look right before he slaps him and then the thumbs up KILLZ me.  God I love it, I love it so much!



I love that this is like "All of the Faces of RPattz".  It's almost too dazzling to handle.



I love this, because Hunter S. Thompson is probably like one of the only people on more drugz than Spunk Ransom.

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals? [swatting the air]  Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.  Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.




This picture makes me laugh so much, even though it disturbs me at the same time.  I've always found this picture of RPattz so pedo.  Also, it now reminds me of that infamous Thomas Dekker photoshoot and thinking about that alway makes me LOL like nobody's business.



Britney wishes she was as fierce as Spunk Ransom.



LOL ... LOL ... LOL ... oh, this is gonna go on for a while.



It can't be denied.  The man is a pimp.  A Pimp Named RPattaz.  Nah, nah, you gotta say it altogether, like A Tribe Called Quest.



Hee.

Oh RPattz.  Never change.  Never change.
 

LULZ brought to you by the insane geniuses at rpattz_trufax 

Honestly, this stuff justifies Twilight existing.  Well, this stuff and Alice (I love you boo!)

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Oh God! the RPattz macros *never* get old do they? As much as I love the Sparkly Motion macro, that first one just may have toppled it as my favorite RPattz macro of all time!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

the RPattz macros *never* get old do they?

Never. I love them long them. I NEVER EVER want them to go away. Seriously, the world will be a darker place to me if ever the RPattz macros were to go away.

that first one just may have toppled it as my favorite RPattz macro of all time!!

LOL! I know. It's so brilliant! He looks SO HAPPY! I just see that face and I can't help but laugh. The fact that he's doing something so horrible just makes it funnier. *hugs RPattz macros*

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

sadly, in some of the dancing pics his face looks like brad pitt

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

LOL!

RPattz might be the only person that can out dazzle (and out weed) Brad Pitt.

Okay, seriously, RPattz is not as pretty as Brad in his prime, but I think RPattz is more dazzling. The weed things stands.

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

OMG I cannot stop watching that first GIF. I am horrible. Where is it originally from?

I haven't read any of the books, so maybe you can help me out. Is Edward's hair supposed to be so big or spiky, however you want to describe it? I gather he sparkles, but what about the hair? I don't know why I'm so curious about it, but I am. Whenever I see the trailer or a picture from the movie, his hair is always the first thing I notice.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

OMG I cannot stop watching that first GIF. I am horrible. Where is it originally from?

It's mesmerizing, isn't it? Everytime I see it, I have to stop and watch it for a while. Unfortunately, I have no idea what the movie is it was taken from. I would totally watch that movie just for that scene though (and then laugh inappropriately when that kid bit it).


Is Edward's hair supposed to be so big or spiky, however you want to describe it?

No, I don't think Edward's hair is supposed to be all big and spikey. All we're told about Edward's hair is that it is reddish. The obsession with hair is ALL RPATTZ. RPATTZ hair cannot be contained. Seriously, his hair is like a seperate entity. It is magnificent. He's like a lion. I've seen that guys hair to amazing things. I think it saved a baby once. Seriously, I heard that from a guy who knows someone.

I gather he sparkles

Yes. *Shudder* [mutters]God, I hate Stephenie Meyer and her stupid sparkling vampires[/mutters]

Whenever I see the trailer or a picture from the movie, his hair is always the first thing I notice.

That's just the power of Rpattz's hair. Once you see it, he owns your soul. Truly it is an impressive coiff.

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

That's just the power of Rpattz's hair. Once you see it, he owns your soul. Truly it is an impressive coiff.

Now come time, when Twilight comes out and I'm sitting in my chair in a theater full of annoying teenyboppers and kicking myself for it, I know it was all because of Rpattz's hair. I'd curse the coif, but I'm too afraid as to what could happen if I do.

[ediwan-kenobi.livejournal.com]

I love the first one!!! hahaha its so funny, poor kid that must have hurt hahaha... and the face of rpattz... I hated him before, but right now I just don't know. I'm dazzled @_@



I luuuuv the sparkle motion!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I love the first one!!! hahaha its so funny, poor kid that must have hurt hahaha...

I know, right! Just thinking about it makes me giggle. Seriously, I'm laughing right now, I can't stop! The horribleness of what he's doing only makes it funnier. *watches .gif again*

and the face of rpattz... I hated him before, but right now I just don't know. I'm dazzled @_@

I've been dazzled by RPATTZ since Cedric Diggory. He's the reason I read the Twilight books. I was like "if RPATTZ is playing Edward, Edward must be awesome!" I was wrong about Edward, but I still love me some Spunk Ransom.

I'm happy on TEAM RPATTZ's behalf that another person is dazzled by him! Welcome to the club!

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

I don't really get this whole thing of making ridicule of that actor guy. I just don't. I really get 0% of it. Like total non-get. *shrug*
Perhaps somebody could explain it to me but I think it's one of those things you either get or you don't.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I don't really get this whole thing of making ridicule of that actor guy.

For me and most of the people who make the macros, I think its an act of love.

I personally ADORE RPattz. I think he's awesome (and completely hilarious). RPattz is the reason I picked up Twilight and read it. If he hadn't been cast as Edward I never would have read the book(s).

The people at the community I got that from also love the guy, so I think the LULZ (taking about how he's a pimp, and always high, and dazzling) are all in good fun. Like if you look at the comments, every single person in that community would totally sleep with him in a New York minute, lol.

Also, I think Rob would probably find the majority of these things hilarious. He is the one that talked about Edward Cullen being so perfect that everyone who sees him/reads about him creams themselves afterall!

but I think it's one of those things you either get or you don't.

True that. It's like you either find these things hilarious, or think the people that made them are crazy. I just can't stop laughing at them.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

LOL...LOL...OMG the one with Prince LMAO! *falls off office chair laughing* *lifts hand and waves* ...i'm ok, boss...

[joeyseph.livejournal.com]

the is my favourite.