Alice Cullen Appreciation Post

[fembuck]

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.




Her lips say, "Hi, Bella" but her eyes (and that pimptastic wink) say, "I'm flexible and I love giving oral."



Alice, you dirty old man!  I caught that mutherfuckin' leer.  *eyes dip* "You do smell good."    Whatever, you know in her head she's thinking, "I bet you taste divine too."



Jizz in her pants!

... don't look at me like that, you knew it was coming.

Also, her hair is lookin' superduper Helena Kyle-esque in this .gif which makes my love explode (like Alice's lady bits around Bella)



I know she's like ripping someone's head off, but ... UNF!  Uh ... UH ... UHHH  ... UNF!




This one I'm including simply because the way Alice plays with the ball before pitching makes me tingle in my special place (which the rest of the .gif worsens with Jasper being a sexy fuck)

Oh, and in case you were wondering ... this post = Bitchtoria Approved

 

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

Comments

[chilipeppasbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Twilight was a hilarious movie, and I totally wanted to do Alice and Victoria (and Angela, a little. More so if she were curvier- I'm not so much for skinny girls. But her glasses and ponytail were cute). I swooned at the bit where Alice smelled Bella's blood and pulled an orgasm face.

Did you see my post about the Twilight movie? I tried a filtered post but nobody replied, so I don't know whether it was that everyone was sick of Twilight movie reaction posts, or whether I cocked it up and nobody saw it to begin with.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Twilight was a hilarious movie

This. It was all about the lulz.

I totally wanted to do Alice and Victoria

Me too! They were both fabu. I also really wanted to do Esme. She was M.I.L.Filious (for some reason her doing the soccer!mom arm of protection, made me want to rip her clothes off, lol)

I swooned at the bit where Alice smelled Bella's blood and pulled an orgasm face.

That was love. I am glad the movie exists if only for this scene. Ashley Greene brought the gay like whoa, and I love her for it.

Did you see my post about the Twilight movie?

I don't remember seeing it and usually the word "TWILIGHT" is like a giant flashing red light for me. Do you have a link? I must read about all things that mock Twatlight.

Hehehehe

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so I'm pretty sure what the younger viewers were meant to think Edward was talking about (and all the anti-gays out there) is changing Bella into a vampire and how Alice is meant to be all for it, because in the garage when Alice offers to take Bella with her and Jasper, Edward says "Can you keep your thoughts to yourself?", Alice agrees (what can you do, she said she'd keep her THOUGHTS to herself, not necessarily her hands) and immediately puts her arms around Bella's waist.
Am I the only one who's heart melted at that scene? Perfect Alice/Bella moment and right in front of Edward. No wonder Rosalie was so cranky, she wants some too.