So, I didn't think that Milla Jovovich could get anymore awesome ...

[fembuck]

Without exaggeration, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.  I don't know if Milla was high like planes (I honestly and truly suspect that she was stoned out of her gord), but she's 100% cute and hilarious in this.  Her facial expressions are to die for, and I love that voice coming out of teenage!Milla.  Too funny.  "We kind of went on vacation and never went back" lol.  Seriously, watch it.  I was laughing so hard I was crying (if you don't laugh this hard, keep in mind that I'm stoned out of my mind as well!)

Hilarious.

So, I thought that maybe that interview was a one off type of thing.  I was wrong, and I'm so glad that I was because Milla's second appearance on Conan was JUST as funny.  This is three years later and she's promoting the Fifth Element, and is just as crazy, stoned and awesome as she was in the first video.  I can't even explain, just watch it!

Gotta say, loved her shirt.


So, after watching this Brandon and I thought that maybe she had created a special wacky character that she brought out when she was on the Conan show, and that maybe on other talk shows she was perfect normal, none-fidgety and coherent.  We decided to watch a Letterman interview to see how she was there.  She was the same.  We were wrong.  Just as wacky and crazy and awesome as ever here, only Letterman isn't quite as cool about her being a weirdo as Conan was.  Hilarious.

Also, while this isn't the least bit relevant ... I love her outfit in this interview.  Very 50s.  It made me think of Anna from my imaginary script and I was just jittering with joy throughout the whole thing.  

So, yeah still ...


Finally, Milla on Craig Ferguson promoting "The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc".  She's crazy again, but also revealed herself to be crazy smart.  I love it when she just starts going off on the similarities between Russian and Spanish literature, and then later on architecture, and Craig's all like, "whoa, what, huh?  What's going on here, I thought she was an idiot".  My favorite part is when she tickles him though.

Link to video, there was no embed code (sorry!)

After watching this, I decided that 1990s and early 2000s (basically, pre-MILF Milla) would have gotten along fabulously with my pretend girlfriend.  Ahh, damn you world!  It's crazy, I'm getting into too many cracky pairing. 

Now I wish that there was a story about Megan Fox finding a time machine and traveling back to the 90s to try and make it in a less paparazzi filled Hollywood.  Once there she meets Milla Jovovich and ends up living in her commune for starving artists and assorted weirdos.  From there they embark on this big, glorious love affair.  When not sexing like mammals on the discovery channel, they smoke lots of weed together, do crazy interviews that only half make sense, watch old movies together and read each other chapters of Dostoyevsky before bed.

*dreamy sigh*

Also, if you want some lulz, watch Milla's music video The Gentleman Who Fell.  It is awful, but she looks amazing.  Back when there was a Beavis and Butthead, I remember them watching this video and talking about how god awful it was, expect for the hot naked chick in it, which consquently made it the best music video ever.  And that is so true.  Milla being hot is the only thing that redeems it.  Plenty of lulz though, plenty of lulz.

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Comments

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

i think milf jovovich needs a little sexy play time too. foxy is the new k-mart esque character in re4? yes, i think so...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

milf jovovich

Milfovich? Hmm, hmm? What do you think?

foxy is the new k-mart esque character in re4?

It would certainly continue the trend of hotass chicks in those movie, flirting and eye-sexing Milla's brains out. I'd be sad if we didn't see Claire or Jill again though (which we probably won't *sob*)

I feel like Milla and Foxy should be in another movie together where Foxy (and therefore their insane chemistry) can get more screen time. Maybe they could play sexy bank-robbers or something.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

Milfovich? Hmm, hmm? What do you think?
methinks me likes!

I'd be sad if we didn't see Claire or Jill again though
ikr? i'm pretty sure we won't get jill back but c'mon... ali larter isn't doing anything better. she needs to come eyesex milfovich up again!

Maybe they could play sexy bank-robbers or something.
hmmm. i like this idea too. whatever it is, it should be something they can kick ass and wear tight clothes in. like... debs 2. where milla and foxy are either the bad guys or debs graduates (OMH THEM IN THE DEBS OUTFITS...) or they could be sexy diamond thieves ala ali larter and eliza dushku in jay and silent bob.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'd be sad if we didn't see Claire or Jill again though (which we probably won't *sob*)

Dude, I was just rereading this because, well, Milla Jovovich, and you know Ali Larter signed on for RE4, rite?