It's a random things poast! Yay!

[fembuck]

Because I think all posts should start off with Milla Jovovich ... here's some pretty pictures of Milla Jovovich!

Amber Heard and Leighton Meester will star in a pre-menopausal version of ‘’Thelma & Louise’’. 

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!  The 'Thelma and Louise' part tells me that it will be gay lady subtext galore, and the Amber Heard and Leighton Meester part tells it will be sexy as hell.  Seriously, after seeing The Informers and All the Boys Love Mandy Lane I've got a huge crush on Amber Heard, and well, Leighton speaks for itself!

Empire Magazines 50 Sexiest Women. 
I actually find almost everyone on this list to be attractive (not counting you Jennifer Aniston), but THAT LIST IS BULLSHIT!  KStew hotter than Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Grace Kelly, and Milla Jovovich??????

I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR RANKING SYSTEM EMPIRE!

KSTEW FOR FUCKS SAKE!  KSTEW!  Seriously, let that sink in for a while.  And, I'll probably get some flack for this, but HERMOINE GRANGER IS NUMBER THREE?????  What the actual fuck?  OLIVIA MOTHERFUCKING WILDE isn't even on the goddamn list and Hermione Granger is number three!?!?!?!?!  I'm sorry Empire magazine, but ...

Seriously, the ranking system is jacked up.  Like I said, I actually find pretty much everyone on that list attractive (or I have at some point in my life) but the ranking is just ... no.  NO!

Christina Hendricks wants to reach gay women.

Christina, I think I speak for the gay ladies when I say that we want to reach you too.  Come to my woman's breast and take me ... for I certainly want to come to yours!

The cast of L&O (the mothership) in Harper's Bazaar November 2009 
Mmm, pretty!  Alana de la Garza DO ME NAO!

Comments

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Amber Heard and Leighton Meester will star in a pre-menopausal version of ‘’Thelma & Louise’’.

Honestly, they could have cast Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox, include a hard-core lesbian sex scene and I would still find this a phenomenally *bad* idea.

KStew hotter than Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Grace Kelly, and Milla Jovovich??????

Ha! At this point, I think Kate Beckinsale is just happy anyone remembers who she is! I guess it's not even worth the energy to rant about the cracktacular crappiness of this list. Mainly because I'm still scratching my head over the 'sex appeal' of Scarlett Johannson. Attractive? Yes. Pretty? Yes. The OMG! most scorchingly hot woman on the planet? Um, how about 'no'.

Oh, and that Harper's Bazaar photo shoot is probably the most interesting thing Law & Order has done in about a DECADE!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Honestly, they could have cast Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox, include a hard-core lesbian sex scene and I would still find this a phenomenally *bad* idea.

You're alone there. I don't care how bad a GoGA-filled MegaWilde movie is, to me it would still be one of the greatest things on earth. If I made it through BloodRayne for Loken and Rodriguez, I could make it through any MegaWilde film.

So I do agree that the movie will probably be junk, but I'll still watch it!

At this point, I think Kate Beckinsale is just happy anyone remembers who she is!

LOL! It's funny cause it's true.

I'm still scratching my head over the 'sex appeal' of Scarlett Johannson. Attractive? Yes. Pretty? Yes. The OMG! most scorchingly hot woman on the planet? Um, how about 'no'.

This. I think Scarlett is pretty, but I can't work up the energy to really care about her at all. I'm too bored by her to want to hit it, or to even really think about hitting it. I'd rather take a nap.

Oh, and that Harper's Bazaar photo shoot is probably the most interesting thing Law & Order has done in about a DECADE!!

lol. Oh so true. Linus Roache and Alana, I love you both, but that ship should have sailed a long time ago.