It's a random things poast! Yay!

[fembuck]

Because I think all posts should start off with Milla Jovovich ... here's some pretty pictures of Milla Jovovich!

Amber Heard and Leighton Meester will star in a pre-menopausal version of ‘’Thelma & Louise’’. 

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!  The 'Thelma and Louise' part tells me that it will be gay lady subtext galore, and the Amber Heard and Leighton Meester part tells it will be sexy as hell.  Seriously, after seeing The Informers and All the Boys Love Mandy Lane I've got a huge crush on Amber Heard, and well, Leighton speaks for itself!

Empire Magazines 50 Sexiest Women. 
I actually find almost everyone on this list to be attractive (not counting you Jennifer Aniston), but THAT LIST IS BULLSHIT!  KStew hotter than Monica Bellucci, Eva Green, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Grace Kelly, and Milla Jovovich??????

I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR RANKING SYSTEM EMPIRE!

KSTEW FOR FUCKS SAKE!  KSTEW!  Seriously, let that sink in for a while.  And, I'll probably get some flack for this, but HERMOINE GRANGER IS NUMBER THREE?????  What the actual fuck?  OLIVIA MOTHERFUCKING WILDE isn't even on the goddamn list and Hermione Granger is number three!?!?!?!?!  I'm sorry Empire magazine, but ...

Seriously, the ranking system is jacked up.  Like I said, I actually find pretty much everyone on that list attractive (or I have at some point in my life) but the ranking is just ... no.  NO!

Christina Hendricks wants to reach gay women.

Christina, I think I speak for the gay ladies when I say that we want to reach you too.  Come to my woman's breast and take me ... for I certainly want to come to yours!

The cast of L&O (the mothership) in Harper's Bazaar November 2009 
Mmm, pretty!  Alana de la Garza DO ME NAO!

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

If you wrote: KStew > KBeck. Your teacher would want to see you after class.

This! It does not compute. KBeck isn't even like at the top of list (though I do think she's a mighty fine MILF), but having KStew ranked higher than her is a travesty.

In what universe do Monica B AND Kate Beckinsale come in after KStew on anything????????????

Not a universe I want to have anything to do with. Seriously, it makes you want to just move out into the wilderness and turn your back on humanity.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

having KStew ranked higher than her is a travesty. MTE. Male Twilight fans wrote this list. Obviously.

it makes you want to just move out into the wilderness and turn your back on humanity. Just like in Calvin & Hobbes :)