OMG, funniest shit ever!
Aug. 19th, 2008 09:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fembuckFor anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.
Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day
OMG, so good.
Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day
OMG, so good.
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Date: 2008-08-20 03:56 am (UTC)oxymoronassoc: THAT WOMAN SOUNDS AS IF SHE IS BEING GRIEVOUSLY INJURED
&
oxymoronassoc: THAT WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE DOING SUCH UNSPEAKABLE ACTS WITH THAT BURRO!
The whole thing with the horse!
The first round was the best. Scrapbooking! And listening to Coldplay in his room while he pouts. All I could think of was "I'm going to listen to Coldplay and cut myself!"
This is just too fantastic!
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Date: 2008-08-20 04:00 am (UTC)I know right? That is some seriously creepy behavior right there. There's a reason people get arrested for that shit Edward. It's fucked and weird!
The whole thing with the horse!
That had me in stitches. Too funny.
oxymoronassoc: can you imagine edward in PE class
oxymoronassoc: with his shockingly white legs
saint_renegade: HE WEARS HIS SHORTS ALL THE WAY UP
saint_renegade: LIKE 70'S STYLE
oxymoronassoc: AND THEY ARE LIKE REGULAR BBALL SHORTS
oxymoronassoc: SO THEY COME UP LIKE 3" ABOVE HIS NAVEL
saint_renegade: CHRIS MARTIN IS A STORYTELLER, PLEASE DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT HIS WIFE
oxymoronassoc: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNOW PATROL ARE LYRICALL INSIPID?
oxymoronassoc: TAKE IT BACK
oxymoronassoc: TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW
saint_renegade: HAVE YOU NOT HEARD "RUN'?
saint_renegade: I OFTEN PLAY IT AND THINK OF BELLA
saint_renegade: IF I COULD CRY, I WOULD
oxymoronassoc: INSTEAD I JUST GASP FROM THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF THE MUSIC
saint_renegade: PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A "VAG" FOR HAVING FEELINGS
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Date: 2008-08-20 04:11 am (UTC)(i'm not fancy with the lj. you get copy and pasted.)
I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 04:27 am (UTC)Growing Up Cullen, is just so genius. I'm so happy I found this!
Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 04:32 am (UTC)And you're most welcome for the link. Someone seriously needs to make an icon for the "SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON" quote. That is by far one of the BEST.
Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 04:48 am (UTC)Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 04:51 am (UTC)Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 04:57 am (UTC)It is gold.
Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 05:12 am (UTC)Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 06:27 am (UTC)*shakes head* Sparkling vampires! What the fuck was Meyer smoking when she came up with that (and where can I find some?)
Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 07:06 am (UTC)Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 05:23 am (UTC)Just - here, damnit.: http://ashirashadow.livejournal.com/225408.html
Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 06:27 am (UTC)Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...
Date: 2008-08-20 07:18 am (UTC)