OMG, funniest shit ever!

[fembuck]

For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I do not want someone watching me while I sleep!

I know right? That is some seriously creepy behavior right there. There's a reason people get arrested for that shit Edward. It's fucked and weird!

The whole thing with the horse!

That had me in stitches. Too funny.

oxymoronassoc: can you imagine edward in PE class
oxymoronassoc: with his shockingly white legs
saint_renegade: HE WEARS HIS SHORTS ALL THE WAY UP
saint_renegade: LIKE 70'S STYLE
oxymoronassoc: AND THEY ARE LIKE REGULAR BBALL SHORTS
oxymoronassoc: SO THEY COME UP LIKE 3" ABOVE HIS NAVEL

saint_renegade: CHRIS MARTIN IS A STORYTELLER, PLEASE DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT HIS WIFE

oxymoronassoc: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNOW PATROL ARE LYRICALL INSIPID?
oxymoronassoc: TAKE IT BACK
oxymoronassoc: TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW
saint_renegade: HAVE YOU NOT HEARD "RUN'?
saint_renegade: I OFTEN PLAY IT AND THINK OF BELLA
saint_renegade: IF I COULD CRY, I WOULD
oxymoronassoc: INSTEAD I JUST GASP FROM THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF THE MUSIC

saint_renegade: PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A "VAG" FOR HAVING FEELINGS

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Did you see these extra icons that euphoricapathy made??? They're here: http://euphoricapathy.livejournal.com/101755.html?view=699259#t699259

(i'm not fancy with the lj. you get copy and pasted.)

I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link, those quotes are gold. Totally grabbed some of them.

Growing Up Cullen, is just so genius. I'm so happy I found this!

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

I'M SO HAPPY YOU FOUND THIS TOO.

And you're most welcome for the link. Someone seriously needs to make an icon for the "SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON" quote. That is by far one of the BEST.

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

♥

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

you need to check this (http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1171188.html?thread=184413172#t184413172) out.

It is gold.

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

HA! I love the Prince one! OMG! And the Maybelline Icon! Fabulous!

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. It's just so brilliant.

*shakes head* Sparkling vampires! What the fuck was Meyer smoking when she came up with that (and where can I find some?)

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Sparkling Vampires Their faces were f-ing priceless. That's why I loved the Prince one so damn much. He looked so scared and was like "WTF?" ahahah omg, the real dancers couldn't look more ridiculous than the Vampires.

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

I feel retarded that I can't figure out how to put in here the two icons I made. Why so stupid?

Just - here, damnit.: http://ashirashadow.livejournal.com/225408.html

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Sweet! It's nice to see the bacon herself in those icons :D

Re: I feel very much like Harry Potter before he found Hogwarts...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Aww, I like you for humoring me. ♥