...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.

( Alice being hot hot sex behind the cut ... )

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( Best. Gif. Ever behind the cut ... )


*be right back ... touching myself*

Seriously, I can watch this over and over and over again.   Ashley Greene rocks.  Alice wants it so bad, she can sniff it taste it!  She is totally like ... "oh, oh, OH ... I came." (warning: link is totes nsfw)

Just a hint of Bella's blood has her creaming herself, and this is why Alice needs to train, lol. 

So, I just got back from Twilight, and I've gotta say ... it was nowhere near as terrible as I thought it would be.  Dare I say it, based on the source material (which is gawd awful) this was probably the best movie they could have made.

( I'm the one with the wicked curveball ... thoughts behind the cut ... )

In conclusion ... it was alright.  By no means the best movie ever, but for someone with a passing interest in the books/characters it was good enough (if you have no attachment to any of the characters then the movie will probably bore you to tears.  To tears.). 

The middle part where it's just like endless Edward/Bella scenes is brutal (just like in the book).  My friend fell asleep during that part, and I was like composing the next chapters of The Edge in my mind, because it was so mindnumbingly tedious) The baseball game and then the Nomads showing up was the only thing that jump started by brain again.  But ... yeah, I can't really see how they would have made the movie any better without completely changing it from the book (which I actually would have been in favor of, because I feel like without SMeyer's horrible writing and plotting there would have been a good story in this premise).

P.S.  Moar Alice, Emmett and Victoria.

No wonder Bella's hair is so big here ... it's full of SECRETS *sigh*  When Alice is away the girls will play.  Whatev, I bet Alice has visions about it, and let's them go at it because the visions are hot.  And then one day she'll sneak into the room and surprise the two of them, and Rose will be like "Alice I'm so sorry" and Alice will be all "Make it up to me" and then things will get sexy.

( because sometimes bigger is better ... )

In other news, I knew feel justified for maintaining that KStew is totally gay!  And I'm now fully convinced that when they were hanging out in her trailer when Nikki went to visit her in New Orleans (like a good boyfriend) that they spent all their time making out, and were barely able to get dressed in time for KStew to make it to set, which is why their outfits were so jacked up.

Come out Kristen, we're already ALL convinced that you're in there!

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.