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Director/Writers: Atom Egoyan, Erin Cressida Wilson

Cast: Julianne Moore♥♥, Liam Neeson♥, Amanda Seyfried♥

Plot Outline: A doctor hires an escort to seduce her husband, whom she suspects of cheating, though unforeseen events put the family in danger.

Genre(s): Drama | Thriller

Certification: USA: R

Download Link:  Here! (700mb, .avi)

Notes:  I haven't watched it yet so I can't comment on the quality of the film, but it has Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried in it making out which is more than enough of a reason for me to post it! 

( Watched it, loved it! More spoiler-free squeeing behind the cut ... )

Title:  Sorority Row, (2009)
Director: Stewart Hendler
Writers:  Josh Stolberg, Pete Goldfinger
Starring: Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Carrie Fisher
Genre:  Horror|Thriller
MPAA:  Rated R for strong bloody violence, language, some sexuality/nudity and partying.
Runtime:  101 min.
Synopsis:  After finding out a guy cheated on their sister, sorority house Theta Pi play a simple prank on him. They trick him into thinking that he has killed his girlfriend, then take him into the middle of nowhere to 'dismember" the body, only then revealing it was a prank. However, the prank goes horribly wrong and all involved swear never to speak of it again. A year later at graduation though, they are all reminded of the past.
Tagline:  Sisters for life... and death.
Format:  700mb, .avi
Download Link:  Sorority Row

( Thoughts on the movie behind the cut ... )

Enjoy!

So, I just got back from seeing it and the movie was  .... pretty okay.

( But I am the choosen one ... thoughts behind the cut )

FMT/FYT:

No Lisa Ray this time, but I still come bearing gifts :D

srs bsns:  Daphne, a drama staring Geraldine Somerville (Gosford Park, Harry Potter), Elizabeth McGovern (Freezing), and Janet McTeer (Five Days, Tumbleweeds) brings the secret love life of this renowned storyteller to the small screen. Based on the acclaimed biography by Margaret Forster, Daphne charts the story of du Maurier's unrequited passion and shows how Daphne's inner struggles with her sexuality informed the writing of her compelling stories. The 90-minute drama focuses on the most emotionally fraught yet creatively fertile period of the author's life – the years between the Rebecca trial and the writing of her short story The Birds.

Deep Thoughts by Janine:  Movie good.  Captivating.  Watch.  Elizabeth McGovern UNF! 

( links behind the cut ... )

Now that I've dazzled you all with my wit ... onto complaining about Jumper.

1.  Rachel Bilson used to be attractive I think.  She's not anymore.  Every time she was on screen I kept thinking that she looked like - and believe me I know how cruel this will sound but it's honestly what I was thinking - that she looked like the half-human, half-alien that was created from Ripley's DNA in Alien Resurrection.  True story.  Psst, hey Rachel ... EAT SOMETHING!

2.  Samuel L. Jackson is always watchable.  Seriously, he still managed to be good even in this pile of poo.

3.  Jamie Bell saved this thing for me.  I was nearly nodding off to sleep until he showed up.  I won't say I wish he was the main character, because the main character sucked balls, but thank you Jamie Bell for not sucking and for proving that people under the age of 30 can actually act.

4.  The main character in this movie sucked balls.  Seriously, David was a huge douchebag.  From about ten minutes in until the end I hated him.  Hayden Christensen is pretty, but looking at him in his very nice jackets (and they were very nice) was not enough to save the movie.  When the protagonist is a selfish prick it's really hard to root for them (or to want a sequel).

5.  This movie needed more Diane Lane.  I almost want a sequel because I think that it would involve Diane Lane (and likely Kristen Stewart) hunting down Hayden's ass and trying to killinate him, which sounds like fun.  But the sequel probably still wouldn't have enough Diane Lane, so let's just forget about the whole thing.

6.  I really liked the idea of the movie, it's just too bad that it was so relentlessly average.  Cool special effects and some funny lines from Griffin (Jamie Bell) but other than that it was like straight to DVD plotting and characterization ... ha, oh silly me, there was no characterization, what was I thinking.

In conclusion the best part of the movie was the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer (and I missed half of it).  The half of it I saw had Cate Blanchett in it looking totally hot though, and that's good enough for me!

Oh, and Lena Headey.