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Eric's sidekick Pam on "True Blood" is getting a promotion

Thank you sweet baby Jesus! Final-fucking-ly! Fuck. Yes. Moar Pam, bitches! There are tears in my eyes! I hate you for making me wait for so long for this glorious moment Allan Ball - seriously this fierce vampire bitch was criminally underused in the second season - but I love you for finally making it happen!

Thank god that when the second season of Legend of the Seeker ends, I will have a badass, snarky blonde series regular to fill the void Cara no longer being on my television screen every week will leave.

I know ya'll have missed her, so this post will contain MEGAN 'MOUNTIAN OX' FOX!!!
( Her Hottness, Mistress Megan ... enter if you think you can handle the FIERCE! )

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It's even hotter if you think of it as a Mord'Sith recruitment video.

The Moth Diaries
Based on this: The book is told through the diary of a young teen girl in a private school who is obsessed with her classmate Lucy, and Lucy's possible vampire roommate Ernessa. And this: a female-centric vampire film. I will watch this movie and read the book! Plus, I think Lily Cole will make for a pretty awesome (possible) vampire.

And I think that's enough rambling for now!

And it's this chick, right here


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Also, I cannot wait for this movie to be released.

I've never read the book (I'm going to though!) but no lie, the trailers for this movie make me cry.  I don't know what part of my brain they are tapping into, but the trailers for this movie are like two of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.  There was a while after the teaser trailer came out that I had to watch it in order to go to sleep.

TEASER TRAILER


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Title: A Little Help From a Friend
Author: Janine
Fandom: True Blood
Pairing: Pam/Sookie
Rating: NC-17
Warning:  blood, menstruation
Disclaimer:  I don't own them.
Prompt: True Blood: Sookie/Pam, menstruation
Note:  Written for the First Annual Femslash Kink Meme

( A Little Help From a Friend )

[posted because we all know that it's really no worse than some of the other things I've written ]

And yes this is a cropped version of the pic, cause I don't give a shit about Snape (yeah, I said it) or Greyback (I don't even know if that's his fucking name.  That's how much I don't care about him).  If you want to real poster it's here though.

I AM disppoint by the lack of A Pimp Named Lucius Malfoy (you gotta say it all at once, like A Tribe Called Quest).  I am also disappoint by the lack of that red-eye snake-nosed bastard Voldemort, and extremely disappoint by the lack of my favorite bitch Narcissa (yes, I am over the horrible casting.  Helena McCrory is actually a pretty charismatic actress and kind of hot when she's in motion, and I love Narcissa so much that I don't even care!)

In other bits of randomness ...

This is the first time in a very long time that I've actually found Anne Hathaway hot.  I now wish this was a movie instead of Shakespeare in the Park.

AnnaLynn McCord is hot but too close with her sisters (seriously, check out that second pic ya'll.  That's like ... Black Sisters close.  Toujours Pur, ladies.  Toujours Pur)

Emma Watson still looks 12 to me.  She models clothes well, but she still looks 12.  And no, you don't need to point out that I think she is hot as hell when she is younger than Emma and sometimes looks about 15 (and no, I don't know what the fuck she is wearing in that picture.  Just look at her beautiful face and ignore it).

I believe you Megan.  I think that she "did not know that was a child" and that she really couldn't see with all of those cameras going off in her face.  Also, I continue to find her really really hot (just in case you were wondering.  I know you probably were).

FMT/FYT:


True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Promo

Do Not Want Shia to Yorrick Brown.  I do however think that he'd make a fine Yorrick.

I don't know how or why all these women were gathered together, but ... whenever I look at that picture I kind of feel like they a Justice League of female crime fighters.  And that thought makes me really really happy.  Ange is the HBIC, but I think that would be obvious.

These pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland scare me sfm.  I'm a grown ass woman and I don't know if I can watch this movie and then sleep that night.

And, I think that's about enough outta me ...