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... because I thought this looked good, and I'm actually actively anticipating this movie now. 

I'm pretty sure every cool thing they showed in the trailer will only happen in like the last ten minutes of the movie (and the rest is just gonna be a redux of New Moon with KStew in a bad wig plus bonus whining about marriage), but *sob* the trailer looks good.  I know it's a bait and switch, but HBIC Dakota Fanning, and Flipping over Giant Wolves Alice ensure that I will see it.  Fake-Ass Victoria continues to make me sad though.  I miss you Rachelle!
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Title:  Cherries and Cream
Author: Janine
Fandom:  The Runaways
Pairing:  Joan/Cherie
Rating: R
Words: 768
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
  Cherie gets a new outfit and Joan doesn’t approve … at first.

"You look like a porn star," Joan drawled ... )

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Review of The Runaways

So.  Good.

First of all, Dakota Fanning is amazing.  Always.  In everything.  I own Push because of her.  Push!  And she owns this movie.  Yes, it is a little uncomfortable watching her strut around in like a corset and garter, and to see people taking pictures of her crotch, but Cherie was 15/16 when all this was going on so feeling uncomfortable is a good thing.  But, back to Dakota.  Stunning, magnificent, wonderful.  The change you see Cherie go through is heart-breaking, but expertly portrayed.  

Second of all, KStew.  Now, ya'll know I've been tough on KStew since the whole Twilight thing started, and honestly, justifiable so because she sucks in those movies.  This movie however reminded me why I used to like Kristen.  It has to be said that she's no Dakota Fanning, she didn't blow me out of the water, but she was good here, and really quite charismatic and moving in some scenes.  The scene where she freaks out in the recording studio was really good.

And now the thing everyone cares about *drum roll* The Joan/Cherie plot-line!  )

And now it's time for me to spend the afternoon listening to the soundtrack while marking *sob*  God, I hate working.
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So, I was dragged to see this on opening night, which meant I was surrounded by people who genuinely enjoy all things Twilight. That was a trippy experience for sure. I was killing myself laughing throughout things that other people were swooning over, and I was cringing throughout parts that had most of the theater clapping and cheering. Thank god, I was there with hater friends who supported my mockery.

Verdict: Well, it’s better than Twilight that’s for sure. Though, I'm not sure that's really saying much ;)

So yeah, this movie was tolerable and even enjoyable at some parts. I'm never gonna go near Twilight again, but if you gave me alcohol I could be convinced to watch New Moon again sometime in the future (though I don't plan on paying for it again).

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Lurking Ashley Greene is the cutest ever. I feel like she's about to jump out of a birthday cake or something ... which would be awesome!

And now, to try and make this post relevant in some way ... uh ... uh ... I'm happy to see so many set pics of Ashley and so many pap shots of Ashley and Kristen. Because that means that Alice IS going to be in the movie as much as she should be, and that we're going to get some quality Alice/Bella time on screen.  It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?) RPFS, which is strange since I never felt the urge to NikkiStew despite their epic gayness for each other. It's probably my shallowing ficcing. I just want to lick Ashley all over and would ship her with anyone with boobs  - and Jackson.

This makes the Bella/Alice shipper in me happy. Now let's just hope that KStew can conjure up an expression or two while on screen with Ashley so that my boo doesn't have to do all the work.
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In the words of the great philosopher Dorota, "Don't forget: God always watching Miss [Nikki]"
Also, in regards to promise from earlier ... )

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Pics ... pics! )
Video! )

Fantastic discussion about who wears the pants in the NikkiStew relationship ... my vote goes to Nikki.  She is a gentleman (even KStew's mom knows this ... see info on K-11).

NikkiStew featured on afterellen.com - Nice picspam and some info on K-11 (a.k.a. NReed plays a man, and NikkiStew get to have a huge gay love fest on screen that will lead to even gayer interviewers, though unfortunately not as many interviews as Twilight has produced)

Description win )

Also, check out kstew_nreed y'all!  It's where the latest is NikkiStew is at!

In conclusion ... this )

P.S.  thanks to kstew_nreed for pictures and links
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OMG, Nikki!  Keep it in your pants!

What do all of these different Nikki interviews have in common? Ding, ding, ding! That's right, Nikki Reed gheymosexually creaming herself over KStew!  )

This week in Gay brought to you by Nikki Reed:
  I stayed there while she was shooting and I was there. She's actually coming back for two more days on Monday and I'm missing all of my press next week so I can just go be with her, just because like that's what life is about, you know what I mean?

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Seriously, this video is glorious.  The whole thing is just snippets of Nikki and KStew being completely hands and gay for each other.  These two are seriously trying to give Bleighton a run for their money (they even upped the ante with mouth-kissing ... let's hope Bleighton sees their bet ... and raises!)

Things that make you go 'hmm' ...

1.  What exactly did Nikki do to make KStew squeal and giggle at the 0:23 mark? 

My vote:  I totally think she pinched a nipple.  Check it out, her hand is totally on KStew's chestal area!  There was some major gropage going on their (just like every other time they were within reach of each other)

2.  At the 0:40 second mark, what the hale are Nikki and KStew saying together? 

My vote:  I don't care, it was presh as hale.

3.  At the 0:47 mark, what are Nikki and KStew taking about/looking at?

My vote:  A video of them doing it from the night before on KStew ipod (I totally think it would be her idea to tape themselves.)

4.  Do you think it is possible for Nikki and KStew to be within reach of each other and not cuddle?

My vote:  NO!  I think it would literally kill them (at least you would think so from the fact that they are ALWAYS touching!  The only times they were all up on each other, was like when the photographer made KStew take pictures with RPattz)

DISCUSS, bbs, discuss!

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No wonder Bella's hair is so big here ... it's full of SECRETS *sigh*  When Alice is away the girls will play.  Whatev, I bet Alice has visions about it, and let's them go at it because the visions are hot.  And then one day she'll sneak into the room and surprise the two of them, and Rose will be like "Alice I'm so sorry" and Alice will be all "Make it up to me" and then things will get sexy.

because sometimes bigger is better ... )

In other news, I knew feel justified for maintaining that KStew is totally gay!  And I'm now fully convinced that when they were hanging out in her trailer when Nikki went to visit her in New Orleans (like a good boyfriend) that they spent all their time making out, and were barely able to get dressed in time for KStew to make it to set, which is why their outfits were so jacked up.

Come out Kristen, we're already ALL convinced that you're in there!
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New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.

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