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After bemoaning the lack of Painkiller Jane promotional material just a few hours ago, SciFi decided to be a pal and update their site with a slew, yes that's right, a slew of Painkiller Jane promotional pictures, and an interview with The Loken herself which shows clips from the show.

( Painkiller Jane Picspam )

The rest of the Painkiller Jane gallery that these pictures came from, and the interview with Kristanna that contains clips from the show can be found here at the SciFi Channel website.

The more I hear about this, the more I'm looking forward to it! I mean even if it looked like it was filmed on someone's cellphone and the promo consisted of Kristanna twirling around in the rain looking up at the heaven's yelling "damn you, Salazar!" or something, I would have still watched it, but it's looking more and more like I won't have to be ashamed to admit that I watch it, lol.

This is like the first time ever that I'm looking forward to Friday the 13th!

Omg, I think this is the most sentences I've ever heard Shane string together in a row like ever. And miracle of miracles, this Shay and Paige storyline continues to succeed at making me like Shane. She was both funny, and cute in this clip.

And might I say, that it's nice to see two characters on this show talking and getting to know each other before automatically sexin'. Like *gasp* !

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Long, luxurious, luscious, legs ... mmm. I love my Amazonian PTA moms, I love 'em!

This clip also makes me really wish I we were living in a bizarro world where Loken did guest star on Ugly Betty as Paige Sobel. I mean, Jared could be little Jared Meade, and then Alexis would have this totally gorgeous, supportive, emotionally healthy, sweet, funny woman as her love interest to help her through the tough times, and give her [mickey avalon]good good lovin'[/ma].

So, after

trancer21 proposed the idea of Kristanna Loken playing the baby momma of Rebecca Romijn's MTF character, Alexis Meade, on "Ugly Betty", I've fallen in love with the idea and it has manifested itself in the following imaginary love story of Alexis Meade and her baby Momma.

( The Magic begins behind the cut )

*dreamy sigh* Yeah, that'd be nice.

Okay, so I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but many are saying 4x06 of TLW is the best episode of the series, and based on the clips I've seen so far I'm inclined to agree. The "Phone Tree" opening sequence is like one of the best things I've ever seen on the show, like it was really cool to see this women actually acting like *gasp* friends. The whole "some lesbians you have to re-breakup with" bit, and the relay line between Bette, Kit, and Alice slayed me. Not to mention Jennyx10 with her fake Italian accent screwing the vagina wig over. Soooo good.

And of course, I really like my girl Kristanna's role in this episode. Paige didn't really have much to do but be supportive and adorable while her hair blew gently in the wind, but she did it well. And the scene with Paige and Shay, made my ovaries smile with its cuteness. Not only is Kris a ridiculously good-looking, Amazonian, Norwegian-American goddess, but she's good with kids, awwwwwww.

( Shane clips from TLW 4x06 )

All I can say is that Angela Robinson continues to rock. And someone really needs to give this woman her own show to write because it would be the bestest ever. I mean, with her love of girls kicking ass, making out, bringing the funny and dressing in cute outfits there's no way that it wouldn't be a hit. Please, please, please Hollywood people's give Angela Robinson her own show. Lot's of people will love you forever if you do, I swears it!

Dr. Fembuck: [monitor flatlines] "Code. Time of death Feb. 8th, 2007, 5:06 pm. R.I.P. Krishelle."

Michelle Rodriguez you be a trifflin' ho! ... though I'll admit one I would love to bump into at a club based on the description below. Pole and lemons NOT optional!

( read about Michelle being a trifflin' ho )

*hugs Kirstanna*

I'll just have to console myself with this and the rumors about Paula Patton (pretty, so very pretty) ... though apparently she's a trifflin' ho too!).

*runs off to go read about Ellen and Portia some more*

I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but some lovely sole has made a compilation of the Shame ... I mean, Shane clips from the episode ... which means Kristanna!

All of the scenes in the compilation are decent, though if you're only interested in the Loken then you should skip to about 2 minutes in. She starts off the scene with her top off, which is how I think Paige should be introduced in every episode from now on (I'd also love it if they could manage to find a way to include the back tattoo as well).

Loken does a good job this episode with her nervous, slightly awkward flirting with Shame. And because this is TLW there's a least one line that makes you turn your head away from the screen and wince in sympathy pain.

But overall, well done. And you can already tell that when Shame gives into the hotness she'll be on the bottom. Paige don't play around.

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Omg, the pastel tie dye shirt that I've been mocking since the stills of 4x04 came out was not the doing of a catty costume designer who was 'jus jealous' of Kris's mad hotness like I had speculated. The culprit was ... ( Kristanna Loken herself! )

*shakes head*

But this begs the question ... does TLW actually have someone who dresses the characters professionally, or do they just let the actresses come on to set in whatever they want? Could Mia Kirshner really be to blame for Jenny's ... um, unique fashion choices? Does Jennifer Beals own nothing but fabulous power suits that show off her ass? Does Kate Moennig always dress like a fifteen year old boy?

Enquiring minds want to take their mind off of the pastel tie dye.

Oh, it's okay Kris, I'm mostly joking. I still love you *blows kiss*

( Also, Johnathon Rys-Meyers is ridiculously pretty and Henry Cavill is Manly and totally hot now! )

So, my body has decided to rebel against me today, yay ... wait, nay! Boo, boo, sucks to your asmar body, sucks to your asmar! I also have a buttload of marking that I get to do while feeling like absolutely ass, which means I probably don't get to go to the casino tonight like I had planned. Double nay!

Anyway, even though I'm awake earlier than normal on a weekend because of the feeling like ass thing, and I was anticipating a no good, very bad day. I saw this ... and now I'm looking forward to the day with a smile on my face. Oh, Lokinator *fist scoop* you're the greatest.

Also, that kid is the luckiest teenage boy extra on the face of the frakking earth.

Also, that outfit looks a lot better with the doily off. I vote that Shane take care of that some time in episode 5.

Edited: Because I just found ( this ... )

TLW - 4x05 Lez Girls Preview

Yay! I wasn't sure whether the Lokinator was going to be in episode 5 or not, but there she is in the preview being all self-depreciating and bashful. Damn skippy if Shane had any sense (which I'm not sure she does) she'd be hitting on you!

( TLW 4x05 Preview )

Loken
Whaaaaaaaat? No gay bar??? Seriously, there have got to be some gay bars in Vancouver, and I'm pretty sure the entertainment industry workers would know where they are. If not, if I was living in Vancouver while the Lokinator was there I would have frakking built a gay bar myself so that she would have someplace to hang.

( Lokinator - Out Traveler Article and Image )

Ugly Betty
Go X-men movieverse cast go, bringing transgendered peeps to our televisions like wow! Hee, if Rebecca Romijn's turn on Ugly Betty as a dude-turned-lady is anywhere near as entertaining as Famke Janssen role on Nip-Tuck as a dude-turned-lady I'll be very happy. I kind of got out of watching UB for a while there, but the these last two episodes have drawn me back in. Also, RS still knows how to pwn a catwalk. Work it girl, *snap* work it!

Brilliant lines from 1x14 - "I'm Coming Out"

"She's a model. Shiny thing confuse her!"
"Oprah told me I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie."
"You'll be my seeing-eye-gay"
"Heidi Klum and Seal (gasp) and baby Seal"
"I'll get you, Fabia--and your little dog too!"
"Crazy in roadkill, two o'clock!"
"Mantasy Island"
Amanda: Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth! Marc: Oh, like that's so hard!

Hilda: My frickin' sister just fired me!
Daniel: Mine came back from the dead. And he's hot.

Justin: "I know, I know, 20 feet away from Naomi Campbell at all times."
Betty:"For your own good."

Christina to Model, about a Cheerio: "Don't just chew it-eat it!"

The Wonderful (and boring) World of Me
In other news, after parent's night yesterday I'm hella tired today. I was in the party room so parent's night wasn't too bad, during the lull's we watched "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic" and part of the first episode of the "Strangers with Candy" television show. Plus, I didn't get too many crazy parents though it's always uncomfortable sitting there watching a parent lay into their kid right in front of you. Even if the kid is kind of a lazy bastard you still kind of want to stick up for them. I'm glad I was never dragged to those things as a kid. An absolutely hilarious dinner at Swiss Chalet and a shot of Brandy made the night bearable however, lol. But, tired as hell today.

Good thing for me it's Friday!

So Kristanna made her first (brief) appearance on TLW on Sunday. Our tall glass of lemonade appeared just long enough to tease us with cool, refreshing, Norwedgian-American hotness, and then with an arm touch of promise went of to mingle with the soccer moms so that Shane could look at a drawing and get misty-eyed.

Oh, Ilene, you truly are a clever wench! Fine, you win ... I'll be back for more. And based on these stills I think that 'more' might go something like this ... ( this! )

So, I love the see through tops ... but, I'm ready for some of that sex that Rachel Shelley promised the season was full of.

The newest addition to the Painkiller Jane cast ... Alaina Kalanj as Maureen Bowers.

I have no idea what Maureen's function on the show is, but as long as she is in the same room as Loken's Jane Vasko there will be chemistry. Loken is incapable of being on screen with an attractive woman without there being les!yay, and Alaina more than fits the bill. Here's to hoping she's part of Jane's DEA unit or whatever, and they get to help each other tighten their tactical vests and strap guns on each other.

Just what the doctor ordered to cleanse my mind of the horrible acting and fight scenes in BloodRayne and remind me that Kristanna can act, and kick ass in time for Painkiller Jane

Clips is from the 1998 series Mortal Kombat: Conquest. Kris plays a warrior woman, Taja, who at this point is a saucy slave planning (and promptly) escaping from her asshole/rapist master.

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The first three minutes of this segment is just pure bad-assery. Taja and Kung Lao kick ass all over the place. Awesome! And because its Kristanna Loken and she can't help but bring the girl!slash, around the 6 min. mark, Taja admits to sneaking out of her cell and up into the bedroom of her masters daughter while blushing and smiling fondly. Aw, so gay.

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This is mostly speaking and less action. But it's good acting. No I'm serious!

Also, I have to admit, if I was that guard she tricked I would have fallen for it too! "I'd really like to take a bath, but I'm having some trouble with the top. Would you mind?" I would've been so unconcious if she'd used that line on me.

Oh, Maeve how I love thee.

Seriously, Maeve Quinlan (aka Spencer's evil mom, Paula, on South of Nowhere) just keeps getting cooler and cooler. Not only is she a staunch supporter of gay rights (so, basically the anti-Paula), she also has a girl!crush on Gabrielle Christian (Spencer, on SoN ... the irony of that makes the girl!crush all the more delicious) ... and now ...

Now the Maeve has been sharing giggly, hand-holding, close-talking time with another statuesque, blonde beauty ... Kristanna Loken!

( The gay lies behind the cut )

( Kristanna Loken bonus images )

( I heart PTA Moms...especially Kristanna Loken shaped ones )

Oh man, my girls episode hasn't even aired yet and the TWoP L Word board is already alight with people calling out for her Nordic blood! (or for her to come sit next to them!). What you may ask could have these Lphiles calling for my ladies blood, well this quote apparently from a recent interview interview:

Her character will be on the series through the rest of the season, but unlike Shepherd and Matlin, Loken has no plans to return to the show, regardless of whether 'Painkiller Jane' is a hit. She called Chaiken and the other producers and writers 'fantastic,' but said her 'L Word' run was soured by 'the most difficult cast I've ever worked with.' 'I'm not naming names,' she said. 'Let's just start with the fact that it's an entire show of women. And the amount of egos and insecurities and cattiness that can go on with a bunch of women - that's what you get. It attracts certain people that want to do something different in their career, but the girls were tough. You know?' Loken continued.

Personally, I'm in the 'come sit next to me' category (oh, come on at least pretend to be surprised by that!). All of the behind the scenes news on this show has always been more fascinating to me than the actual show, and this season it's been especially fun because of the main casts bitterness with everything Chaiken. Ever since Erin Daniels departure certain cast members have been bitching about how things just arent' the same, pretty much everyone has complained about their storylines, Beals and Holloman are purposefully acting against direction in their quest to get Bette and Tina back together, and everyone has been disgruntled and vocal about their dissatisfaction with the shows ever expanding cast. Not to mention that the cast apparently had absolutely nothing to do with Ion Overman when she was on the show, former cast member Karina Lombard was openly mocked on some season 2 DVDs, and other guest stars not to mention Sarah Shahi (before she and her Shahi's were fully initiated) talked about the fact that it was a difficult cast to integrate into. And this was before their storylines went to shit, Dana died, and the ensemble went from around 7 to 17.

Sounds like a fun work enviroment to me. I'm shocked that Kris didn't find it to be sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and everything that's wonderful.

It's hilarious to me, that with BloodRayne under her belt and unemployment looming in the future that she was like "later bitches!" and asked not be brought back. Thank goodness Painkiller Jane came along though because I don't think I'd have been as amused if it meant that I couldn't watch Kris on my TV every week.

Still, despite all the drah-mah, based on the highlighted parts below I think I'll enjoy Kris's run on the L Word, brief as it may be.

Did she choose her route down the genre road? 'Not really, not really,' Loken said. 'I feel like it chose me.' She laughed, and added: 'I've been this height since I was 18 years old. On 'The L Word' it didn't really matter because we're all the same lying down, and that's what we did for half the show.'

Anyway, I'm glad that my girl is in fighting form thanks to Painkiller Jane because if she encounters a genuine L Word fan on the street there just might be a throw down.

Totally can't wait for this weeks episode!

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So this movie is coming out next week ... how did I not hear about it until today? How? Huh, world? Answer me!

Anyway, it's like got all of my movie weakness rolled in to one. I WILL be seeing this, it's not possible for me not to.

And I will buy the book, because I'm obsessive like that.

Only thing that would make it better is Kristanna Loken as the werewolf princess. Then again, even without super werewolf powers she looks like she could eat Hugh Dancy for breakfast so they would probably have had to recast him to, even if he is real purty.

Hot times in the city.

BloodRayne II: Deliverence
Starring: Natassia Malthe, Chris Coppola, Zack Ward and Michael Pare.
Summary: Rayne (Malthe), a half-human/half-vampire warrior, is humankind's only hope against the advancing vampire race.

On set Promo - View at own risk!

The good news is, Kristanna Loken is not starring in this.

That's it.

I would list all of the things that are horribly wrong with this project, but I don't have enough space for that and I think they are fairly self-evident, lol.

All I can say is that with the pretty, but utterly charismaless Malthe in the role of Rayne, the movie won't even be fucking horrible enough to make fun of like the first. I mean, Malthe managed to be boring as all hell in "D.O.A: Dead or Alive" one of the funniest, cheesiest movies to come out in the last couple of years. Basically a cross between "Charlie's Angel's", "Mortal Combat" and "Beach Blanket Bingo" starring Jamie Pressly, Sarah Carter, that Nika chick from Prison Break and Eric Roberts, it was non-stop ass-kicking females, scantily clad females, over the top action sequences (one of the chicks actually starts a fight topless, throws her bra up into the air, beats people up with her towel, lifts her arms and her bra falls magically in place allowing her to then hold the last guy up at gun point! Brilliant!), illogical beach volley ball games, lesbian innuendo and sword fights. In other words, utterly brilliant ... except for every scene with Malthe. Good lord, she sucks.

With Malthe in the lead BR II will just suck outright, and because there also seems to be no other major female castmembers, slashing the characters as the movie is on won't even be able to save us.

In conclusion, Uwe Boll continues to be an evil genius, Natassia Malthe sucks, and everyone should watch "D.O.A." because it is the bomb diggity.

So my cold is coming back with a vengence and I've been feeling like baboons ass all day, I sound like a drag-queen phone-sex operator, but my friends today is a good day ...

*drool*

The wife-beater ... the bad-ass pose ... the pouty lips blowing smoke ... the coal rimmed bedroom eyes ... the ... the sex, ladies and gentlemen, she is the sex.

( There are words that accompany this picture, I know you're looking at the picture and thinking 'who the hell cares about words, I'm staring at monochromatic, glistening sex!' but the words 'towel' and 'fresh out of the shower' are included if that gives you any extra incentive to read! )

Only two more weeks until Kristanna shows up on TLW, but for those in withdrawl here's some Painkiller Jane goodness that should help tide you over. Hi-res goodness even :D

( Painkiller Jane Promo Pics ... sooooo pretty )

( Article - Loken Feels No Pain In Jane )

And the obsession continues! KristannaLoken.net posted a New Year gift of a couple promo shots for Kris's upcoming gigs. Seriously, ya'll, three months of new Loken projects *wipes tears* It's like it's my birthday ... only a month late.

( As Pagie Sobel on 'The L Word' )
Lovely *sighs, twirls dreamily* Seriously, Shane gets to have breakfast with that first thing in the morning! Lucky bitca! I want a Nordic goddess serving me freshly squeezed OJ, looking all sexy and shit. [Whisper]Also, is it just me or can you kind of see up her dress?[/Whisper]

( Wintry Painkiller Jane promo )
Okay, is it just me or does it look like she could totally take both of those guys in her sleep? Seriously, they cannot contain her. Anyways, that's a lovely jacket, and she looks cute in tuc. Also, I like that her Painkiller Jane hair is a strawberry blonde instead of the BloodRayne shade. Normally, I'm not gaga over blondes, but I like Kristanna blonde and this shade is close enough to keep me happy.

Honestly though, I'm looking forward to Painkiller Jane more because ... well, it couldn't possibly suck worse than the L Word does. Also, it will have guns, and karate chops, and garters, and zingy one-liners, and questionable science, and Vancouver actors all of which are things I greatly enjoy! Granted the L Word will have girl kissing, but there will likely be talking before, during and after which will just ruin it (the mute button truly is an exquiste thing when anyone not named Alice or Carmen's Ass is on screen).

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Awwwesome ... Painkiller Jane picspam and Loken interview
If Shane doesn't want it, I'll take an order of Sexual Fluidity - TLW Shaige preview 4x08
because now I won't be happy until Loken is playing Alexis Meade's baby momma ... picspam!
Awww, so cute ... I think my ovaries smiled!
Noooo, Michelle ... say it ain't so?
TLW - 4x05 "Lez Girls" clips
First two Uwe Boll movies ... now this!
Half full ...
Smorgesboard of ramblings ...
Loken Pic Spam ... more Paige!
Building up the girlslash potential bit by bit
"Yeeah ... you lost me at Thunder God"
Two blondes are better than one!
It's a good thing you're tall with a physique for ass-kicking!
Blood and Chocolate - Trailer
So, this is a sign of the apocalypse right?
Dayuuuum... Loken spam!
Loken spam, omg it must be a weekday!
Loken Promo shots!

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Entries tagged with kristanna loken

Awwwesome ... Painkiller Jane picspam and Loken interview

If Shane doesn't want it, I'll take an order of Sexual Fluidity - TLW Shaige preview 4x08

because now I won't be happy until Loken is playing Alexis Meade's baby momma ... picspam!

Awww, so cute ... I think my ovaries smiled!

Noooo, Michelle ... say it ain't so?

TLW - 4x05 "Lez Girls" clips

First two Uwe Boll movies ... now this!

Half full ...

Smorgesboard of ramblings ...

Loken Pic Spam ... more Paige!

Building up the girlslash potential bit by bit

"Yeeah ... you lost me at Thunder God"

Two blondes are better than one!

It's a good thing you're tall with a physique for ass-kicking!

Blood and Chocolate - Trailer

So, this is a sign of the apocalypse right?

Dayuuuum... Loken spam!

Loken spam, omg it must be a weekday!

Loken Promo shots!