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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Bella has learned that there are people watching her, and now she learns that she should be afraid of the dark.

Previous chapters here

Part 20 - Catfight )


 

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating:  PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer.  I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Things are going well with Alice, but other things are happening around her that are making Bella uneasy.

Previous chapters here

Part 19 - Fire and Ice )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella arrive at the hotel in Port Angeles, and enjoy some quality time alone together.

Part 18a - Just the Two of Us )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice comes over to sweep Bella away for a romantic weekend.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners
Part 11: Complications
Part 12: Uh Oh
Part 13: All Falls Down
Part 14 - A Fortunate Confluence of Events
Part 15 - A Little More Conversation
Part 16 - Song of the Siren

Part 17 - Bet on Alice )
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Hating on Twilight is totally like crack for me.  It just hurts so good.  I can't stop the LULZ!

Head's up [info]trancer21 this shit's for you!

sweet sweet anti-twilight powder behind the cut... )

LULZ brought to you by the insane geniuses at [livejournal.com profile] rpattz_trufax 

Honestly, this stuff justifies Twilight existing.  Well, this stuff and Alice (I love you boo!)

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating:  R
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer.  I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Something is upsetting Alice, and Bella worries about what it might be.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners
Part 11: Complications
Part 12: Uh Oh
Part 13: All Falls Down
Part 14 - A Fortunate Confluence of Events
Part 15 - A Little More Conversation

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So this thread turned into a cracktacular, porn extravaganza that inspired me to write three Twilight based porn drabbles.

These drabbles have no plot, no characterization to speak of, and no redeeming qualities beyond the p0rn.

If you want to know what strange flights of fancies inspired them, click here

And now ... Twilight: The Porn Drabbles!

#1
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Emmett/Rosalie, Emmett/Bella, Alice/Her hand (I guess)
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  voyeurism, masturbation, vampire cock
Summary: Everyone gets to ride the Emmett train.

Drabble # 1 - Emmett is a pimp! )

#2
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  spanking, hot vampire/human sex
Summary: Bella has been a bad girl (maybe she hasn't, I don't think it matters to Alice much), and bad girls get spanked.

Drabble #2 - Hair Brush, I Love You )

#3
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17 all the way
Warning:  period blood, hot vampire/human sex
Summary: Okay, so Alice is a vampire and Bella is a human female. It can't be denied, that at a certain time of the month it's gotta be really hard for Alice to be around her. And well, sometimes, the strongest thing we can do ... is surrender.

Drabble #3 - Sweet Surrender )

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella, mild-Alice/Jasper
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:
All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Edward breaks the campaign of silence he had launched against Alice, and the two of them have a much needed talk.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners
Part 11: Complications
Part 12: Uh Oh
Part 13: All Falls Down
Part 14 - A Fortunate Confluence of Events

Part 15 - A Little More Conversation )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Bella and Alice go to Italy, but it's no holiday.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners
Part 11: Complications
Part 12: Uh Oh

Part 13 - All Falls Down )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Bella’s having a bad afternoon and it’s about to get worse.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners  
Part 11: Complications

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OMG! If you need some more Twilight hilarity after reading Growing Up Cullen, you need to check out:

LDS SPARKLEDAMMERUNG 2: The Sparkle Has Left Your Eyes!

[livejournal.com profile] stoney321 is genius.

"If you wanna kill my Bella, you gotta get past my fam!" lol

Seriously, check it out, the picture's alone are worth it.

There's also one up for the first book as well.

[livejournal.com profile] escritoireazul also has some other hilarious links up here if you need more Twilight haterade!
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: R
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  The real world intrudes upon Alice and Bella mini-vacation.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooners
Part 10b:The Honeymooners  

Part 11 - Complications )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella enjoy some quality time together, and finally get to really talk.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland
Part 10a: The Honeymooner

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Title: The Edge 
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella enjoy some quality time together, and finally get to really talk.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way
Part 9: Fuzzy Wuzzy Wonderland

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: The morning after.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining
Part 8: Sway My Way

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella grow closer now that Alice has returned to Forks. 

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad
Part 7: 'Splaining

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For anyone out there who absolutely can't stand Edward Cullen, you have to read this! I've been laughing out loud for like the last half hour. This is just so, so, Edward. Only instead of pissing me off it makes me LOL til it hurts.

Edward Cullen is a 40 year old mother on a bad day

OMG, so good.
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG 
Warning: Language (f-bombs)
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice returns and there's hell to pay.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules
Part 6: Good World Gone Bad

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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary:  Alice goes to see Bella in the aftermath of her birthday party.

Prologue: Golden Slumber
Part 1: Skating the Edge
Part 2: My Favorite Mistake
Part 3: The Rules of Attraction
Part 4: Shattered
Part 5: Breakin' All The Rules

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